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Gilb
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01 Apr 2007, 2:30 pm

ahayes wrote:
You only need to know that it is evil and to be DESTROYED by THE GREAT CAT GOD.

Where's my toast?

the order has been sent please wait 6-8 weeks fore delivery.

it is necessary to sacrifice a dog for the great cat god



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01 Apr 2007, 2:34 pm

Gilb wrote:
ahayes wrote:
You only need to know that it is evil and to be DESTROYED by THE GREAT CAT GOD.

Where's my toast?

the order has been sent please wait 6-8 weeks fore delivery.

it is necessary to sacrifice a dog for the great cat god


YOUR LACK OF CAPITALIZATION HAS INCURRED THE WRATH OF The Great Cat God.



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01 Apr 2007, 2:39 pm

ahayes wrote:
Gilb wrote:
ahayes wrote:
You only need to know that it is evil and to be DESTROYED by THE GREAT CAT GOD.

Where's my toast?

the order has been sent please wait 6-8 weeks fore delivery.

it is necessary to sacrifice a dog for the great cat god


YOUR LACK OF CAPITALIZATION HAS INCURRED THE WRATH OF The Great Cat God.

it threw a kitten at me!! !
daft god



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01 Apr 2007, 3:25 pm

What was the operating question?

comment: dogs need no gods, dogs are scientific secular canidists

new question: are ya'all watching the NASCAR race from Martinsville this fine sunday?


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01 Apr 2007, 5:53 pm

no NASCAR is dull

is the next person a spoon.



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01 Apr 2007, 6:23 pm

Not the last time I checked.

Why aren't the aliens here yet?


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01 Apr 2007, 6:42 pm

My fuel ran out, sorry for the delay.

Where can I buy a gram or two of anti-uranium?



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01 Apr 2007, 6:43 pm

I get mine from my drug dealer.

I got a palm today (It's Palm Sunday.). Why is it called a palm?



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01 Apr 2007, 6:45 pm

NREC

if no one can fit quicker than a kwick fit fitter then who fits it properly



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01 Apr 2007, 6:46 pm

Because somebody once made a prostetic palm out of one.

What is bleen/2?and The Great Cat God will DESTROY the next poster



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01 Apr 2007, 7:28 pm

Here it is:
Book of PSOT:
3.53:And the power of PSOT saw a challenge, by the lowly Cat God.
3.54: For the cat dared attack a worshiper of PSOT.
3.55: And PSOT flew at the speed of light, and it hit the kitty so hard that it left the atmosphere, and the curse was gone.
3.56: And the forum was safe again.

Where can a flying saucer land without causing any commotion?



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01 Apr 2007, 7:40 pm

Anywhere if done cleverly enough, people are stoopid!

REFER TO SIGNATURE

Who's next? The Great Cat God will DESTROY PSOT



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01 Apr 2007, 7:52 pm

Me.

Why does anyone care?


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02 Apr 2007, 3:00 am

i'd like to know too


did the alien find his/her parking-place yet?



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02 Apr 2007, 3:35 am

Aliens don't need a parking place. Their cars fold up and fit in their pockets.



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02 Apr 2007, 6:46 am

and the answer to your invisible question is .... :?



why do not all instruments play in do ?