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Sahn
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07 Nov 2019, 10:15 am

When something stops working, a lot of people assume that it's broken and give up on trying to fix it after a few seconds.



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07 Nov 2019, 10:24 am

And when you fix it for them, they call you a genius and dwell on it for all of 5 seconds.



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07 Nov 2019, 12:10 pm

auntblabby wrote:

these cost as much as a car but if i won the lotto i'd get one or more.


Hmmm... one of these and a theramin . And you have the entire starwars band
From the alien bar scene .? Sorry just not familiar , in real life.
Ty for education though . Rather unique .


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07 Nov 2019, 6:11 pm

I hate my apartment so much, it is depressing me that I still live here.



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07 Nov 2019, 10:40 pm

^^^Kitty, what's wrong with your apartment?



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07 Nov 2019, 11:26 pm

auntblabby wrote:
^^^Kitty, what's wrong with your apartment?





Hopes Kitty gets apartment sorted ...? As best as can.?


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07 Nov 2019, 11:52 pm

Nothing bad happened today but gorged anyways

Cold f**k

(B3)(t)(v)(L) (0.5s)

Slippery slope

Conceptual slippage

Only going to get uglier fatter and stupider rapidly

Geriatric pregnancy

Pap smear

Nothing to do all day long s**t

Rash vagina

Love doctor Butler s**t

Thus far, maybe not tomorrow

Got lost on the way to the bus stop s**t

Kind of tired

Neuropsychological evaluation, malingering



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08 Nov 2019, 4:06 am

I'm thankful for my cousin being such a character. I think I would be a lot more ridged and uptight if it wasn't for him.



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08 Nov 2019, 9:26 am

The gingerbread latte at Starbucks is not coming back this year. :evil:

Also I'm so tired.


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08 Nov 2019, 10:37 am

I hate how I'll never get a job because people think I'm unemployable.

I'm kind of tempted to go to that pub James thinks is the poshest one in the county and just ask them for money.

I do get benefit.

It's disability not giro.

But it would make me feel good to take their money and it would make them laugh.


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08 Nov 2019, 11:45 am

shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
Nothing bad happened today but gorged anyways

Cold f**k

(B3)(t)(v)(L) (0.5s)

Slippery slope

Conceptual slippage

Only going to get uglier fatter and stupider rapidly

Geriatric pregnancy

Pap smear

Nothing to do all day long s**t

Rash vagina

Love doctor Butler s**t

Thus far, maybe not tomorrow

Got lost on the way to the bus stop s**t

Kind of tired

Neuropsychological evaluation, malingering


Just realized you are writing in a HaiKu format describing your reality .
Guess , am slow .


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08 Nov 2019, 2:39 pm

Just being human as always.



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08 Nov 2019, 3:27 pm

Trying to think of the best possible way to break news to my mother about something that is going to make her so mad she might actually drive all the way out here just to kill me in person and at the same time try not to have a panic attack about said news :skull:


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08 Nov 2019, 5:58 pm

Somehow, about 20 years ago I fell into a job, that later became a business and now I even have people who work for me. But that is not the part that was really on my mind today. The work I fell into has resulted in me having dozens of friends, who jump up and run to me when I show up to visit their school or home. I just finished two days of visits and I have had dozens of hugs, hundreds of smiles, lots of talking about the trophies they won, the writing they did, the app on their tablet, their new phone. I am so blessed.


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08 Nov 2019, 6:25 pm

A need to visit my school's gym right now.


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08 Nov 2019, 7:37 pm

Box of Cookies.


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