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Gilb
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03 Apr 2007, 2:38 pm

no they say it with 1 eye open

was Pythagoras an elephant.



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03 Apr 2007, 2:56 pm

That depends on what you mean by 'rhinoceros.'

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03 Apr 2007, 4:15 pm

Magic and a bit of luck.

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03 Apr 2007, 9:56 pm

To really screw up aspies.

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03 Apr 2007, 9:58 pm

This whole thread makes no sense, how do I ask a question aspie style?



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03 Apr 2007, 10:27 pm

You must make a question, that's all.

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03 Apr 2007, 10:31 pm

Cause you ar an aspie. You aren't crazy to us!

To Santa Claus: anything you do is aspie style!

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03 Apr 2007, 10:35 pm

Why does everyone hate me?



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03 Apr 2007, 10:54 pm

We don't it's just when an aspie asks a question in this forum it's a question aspie style. From what i can tell, just asking a natural question for us is funny to just answer immidiety. Besides, other people sometimes find our random questiosn weird if I do say so myself.

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03 Apr 2007, 11:36 pm

To fool the grim reaper into arriving early, thus embarrasing him horribly, in order to find out if skeletons can blush.

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03 Apr 2007, 11:57 pm

'Cause who wants a meaner one?

that is question and answer!

to Santa Clause: even your thinking that everyone hates you is definitely aspie style! Honest - most of us feel thag everyone hatges us.

I don't hate you. You are a tribe member. I like you.


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04 Apr 2007, 1:07 am

Answer: Outlaw bikers.

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04 Apr 2007, 3:10 am

we are interesting, funny, nice, worth living for, good looking, intelligent, and lots of great things, aren't we?



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Why does everyone hate me?


we don't, now you can post an answer to the question preceding your block and then you've got the whole answer-question concept :wink:


why can't i role my eyes just as long as the smiley does? :roll:



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04 Apr 2007, 4:11 am

you've got a body to think about too

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04 Apr 2007, 11:00 am

it's a conspiracy made by the to get people to double tie thir shoes and when everyone does they will destroy the world

where is the pink elephant, i did drink mr muscle?



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04 Apr 2007, 1:19 pm

mr muscle is not available at the moment but he told me i should give you 'this' *hands over spoon with greenish liquid* whenever you mentioned elephants


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