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RainSong
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04 Apr 2007, 6:43 pm

Billions of years old. It's made of recycled stardust.

Was the Big Bang loud?


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04 Apr 2007, 6:52 pm

Eh?

Is it soup yet?



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04 Apr 2007, 8:23 pm

Sorry there, but you are late: they quit serving primordial soup long ago - tasred terrible anyway?

Anyone like Campbell's primordial soup?


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05 Apr 2007, 5:24 am

the only reference i have to Campbell is a painting, how about Mary Tumas?


Had the Big Bang the intention of going somewhere?



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05 Apr 2007, 6:16 am

no it was just an al-queda explosive, nothing more

why did they make lardas.



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05 Apr 2007, 4:31 pm

You became one from eating too much.

Why is there air?



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05 Apr 2007, 6:02 pm

So we have something to fill balloons with.

Where is Carmen Sandiego?


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05 Apr 2007, 6:04 pm

He only exists in fiction.

Alice? Who the f*** is Alice?


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05 Apr 2007, 6:12 pm

Alice is my imaginary friend with the big ears and tiny eyes. Don't make fun of her.

Why am I asking a question?


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05 Apr 2007, 6:14 pm

To receive a worthless answer.

Why did I answer that?


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05 Apr 2007, 9:29 pm

Because if you didn't, the tiny little people that control your brain would rebel, leaving you vegetative.

Why do people bother posting in this thread?



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05 Apr 2007, 9:38 pm

Because we have better things to do.

What should I be doing?


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05 Apr 2007, 9:47 pm

Probably something

Why is it snowing in frigging April?



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05 Apr 2007, 9:51 pm

It isn't - the sky over your house is the domain of a large 4th dimensional being. You are showered by his 3D dandruff.

Why does my head hurt so much?



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05 Apr 2007, 10:14 pm

So many thoughts trying to get out of it.

Who am I?


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05 Apr 2007, 10:17 pm

So many thoughts trying to get out of it.

Who am I?


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