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SamuraiSaxen
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05 Apr 2007, 10:27 pm

You're a human

What are my basilisks doing?



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05 Apr 2007, 10:43 pm

Happily polishing their fangs.

How many basilisks do you have?


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05 Apr 2007, 11:06 pm

Two.

Are basilisks cute pets?



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05 Apr 2007, 11:25 pm

SamuraiSaxen wrote:
Two.

Are basilisks cute pets?


Cute as a dead puppy

...osnap thats nasty


Why is sugar sweet?


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06 Apr 2007, 3:09 am

Because salt is salty.

Why do cats have fur?



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06 Apr 2007, 3:20 am

to hide their controlpanel




why are there the same kind of cats all over the world?
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06 Apr 2007, 3:24 am

lemon wrote:

why are there the same kind of cats all over the world?
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Because like in the human species, there is an epidemic of Neurotypicalism in cats too!

Why do I like the Kaiser Chiefs?



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06 Apr 2007, 7:48 am

because 3 of their members are form my school and 1 of them are from my old school
also my school is across form high-royds whih i herd they made a track about. (i am not a fan myself)

am i crazy



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06 Apr 2007, 8:09 am

Indubitably.

Do you dare to be stupid?


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06 Apr 2007, 9:25 am

No, but I dare other people to be stupid.

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?



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06 Apr 2007, 11:27 am

When they grow the proper appendages for flight.

Are you a pepper?



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06 Apr 2007, 12:27 pm

I'm assault.

Are you a turtle?



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06 Apr 2007, 1:44 pm

I move like one.


Do you like turtles?


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06 Apr 2007, 2:26 pm

I hate turtles.

How much would a woochuck throw?



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06 Apr 2007, 2:42 pm

Not much. Most woodchucks are quite weedy.

Elephants. Are they cool enough to be ninjas?


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06 Apr 2007, 2:43 pm

Hell yeah!

Marijuana is good for you right?