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yeah suuure, your arms are full of holes from shooting dope into them all the time

No, no, no; those look suspiciously like tooth marks from a particularly vicious species of seals!

Hmmm, I kind of like the idea of a 'Throwing Darts At Other Members' thread......

Sylkat

-Seal grabs cyanide tipped dart with flipper: then throws at Sylkat.

Oy....... ya've given me many sleepless nights lately!

If you fart one more time, I'm gonna really cut loose on ya!

Eeeeew!!
Seal Farts!!
THAT is what is polluting our oceans!!


If Equestriatola cannot sleep it may be the 'Decomposing Indigestible Fish' smell of Seal Farts....I need some darts, gotta get me some darts......

Sylkat

Seals are stuffed animals, so they don't do that. That means your darts won't hurt me either.

I just found a spear-gun lost by a diver. Stand over there and hold still, so I can see if it works better than your darts.

Seal farts? YUCK!

The spear gun would not have been dropped by the diver if some kind of aquatic animal had not suddenly bitten his toes....

Actually, Equestriatola's #1 t-shirt would make a much better practice target than a tiny Dormouse......

Sylkat

Ya mean my Seahawks jersey? N-E-V-E-R!

Oh, just great....

First, a gasbag seal, and now a Seahawk..........

Sylkat

So ya think I am disgusting, huh?!

I think your headless torso is disgusting. Where did your bloody decapitated head go anyway?

Dear Venger, since Halloween is almost here, perhaps you do not want to know where a Rude Person's decapitated head is.....

It may find you!

Sylkat

and now rodent emissions

Nice try. We all know those "chocolate sprinkles" on your ice cream are actually rodent droppings.