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27 Oct 2021, 2:31 pm

Use it to carry coal and water behind a locomotive.

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27 Oct 2021, 5:27 pm

Open it up to a competitive bidding process. The lowest bidder will win the contract to supply the meat, and they will immediately fail to supply the meat while going massively over budget. This is Progress.

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27 Oct 2021, 6:21 pm

Feed it to an alligator in a Florida swamp. Wait five weeks. Pick it up with your bare hands.

What's the wrong answer?


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27 Oct 2021, 8:33 pm

Anything other than this.

:batman: :nemo: :smurf: :flower: ?


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28 Oct 2021, 4:06 am

Usually only when I'm drunk.

Why can't I find chocolate flavored hand sanitizer?



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28 Oct 2021, 4:08 am

Because you aren't looking hard enough.

Why can't I find fresh air?



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28 Oct 2021, 4:52 am

Have you looked in that forgotten jar in your basement?

Why were sewing machines invented?


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28 Oct 2021, 4:56 am

They were made so your evil granny can create clothes for you that don't fit. Then you are made to wear them to school.....

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28 Oct 2021, 5:01 am

So you have something to repair over and over at your home.

Are you a cat?


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28 Oct 2021, 5:06 am

No, I'm an alien.

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28 Oct 2021, 7:01 am

Yes, what tipped you off? My capacity to love or my opposable thumbs?

What's your angle, slick?


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28 Oct 2021, 7:04 am

Lunchtime.

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28 Oct 2021, 7:27 am

4π.

How to draw a straight line?


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28 Oct 2021, 7:39 am

Now....that is the most difficult thing one can do! In order for me to draw a straight line, I have to do many parabolas.

Why did we evolve from laying external eggs?



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28 Oct 2021, 7:42 am

I don't know how about you but I didn't.

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28 Oct 2021, 7:45 am

Because we wanted to control our kids from cradle to grave :)

What made a fish so bored of the water---that he/she wanted to explore dry land?