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10 Apr 2007, 10:59 am

cause theres so may humans they had no choice but to make it a society!

why was the moon landing faked??


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10 Apr 2007, 11:56 am

Because the conspiracy theorists had nothing better to do.

Why do people ask these stupid questions?



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10 Apr 2007, 11:59 am

the answer lays in one of the 191 pages, in order to get it read them all :wink:



how many neverending things are there?



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10 Apr 2007, 12:22 pm

A neverending number of things

Will I ever have an exciting life?



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10 Apr 2007, 12:23 pm

If you make it exciting, than you will.

Will I ever get over my cold?



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10 Apr 2007, 2:34 pm

Not unless you get over your warm first!

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10 Apr 2007, 2:42 pm

Because Bill Cosby said so.

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10 Apr 2007, 2:46 pm

Because they don't watch where they're putting their feet

Why did the chicken cross the road?



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10 Apr 2007, 3:32 pm

Who knows? The road was having a bad day and was bound to get cross anyway... :P

How come?



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10 Apr 2007, 3:35 pm

Because of road works

What came first, the chicken or the egg?



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10 Apr 2007, 3:38 pm

The chicken.

Knock knock, who's there?


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10 Apr 2007, 3:41 pm

Doctor

Doctor Who?



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10 Apr 2007, 3:53 pm

Doctor Hu (he's Chinese)

What is under the sea?


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10 Apr 2007, 3:57 pm

some fish and sand and stuff, but really under the whole sea I suppose is the earths crust and the mantel etc.

how many aspies does it take to change a light bulb?


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10 Apr 2007, 8:40 pm

Only one because we do stuff right.

Why did the bulb burn out?


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10 Apr 2007, 8:42 pm

Because the powers of the light bulb heaven deemed it so. A-men.

Who done it?


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