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JonnyBGoode
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10 Apr 2007, 8:43 pm

Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the candlestick.

Who's on first?



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10 Apr 2007, 8:50 pm

That's right.

Who's on second?


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11 Apr 2007, 1:04 am

No, who's on first.

What was the very first animal like?



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11 Apr 2007, 2:26 am

Content to be alone with his obsession.

Why isn't bubble wrap sold as a anti-depressant?


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11 Apr 2007, 3:05 am

Because it doesn't make you fat, lazy and docile.

What is it like to be a slender person in a family of heavyweights? I'd like to know, because my situation is the opposite.



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11 Apr 2007, 8:07 am

you feel like being a drill sergeant

why do some people keep a large plastic bag full of bags?



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11 Apr 2007, 2:21 pm

To suffocate the other bags

Why is Barney the purple dinosaur purple?



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11 Apr 2007, 3:23 pm

Because purple is the colour of kings.

Who photographs kebabs?


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11 Apr 2007, 8:47 pm

Arlem Duke, acclaimed kebob photographer.

Which film does he use?


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12 Apr 2007, 6:27 am

the passion of the Christ

can anyone fit quicker than a kwick fit fitter



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12 Apr 2007, 7:25 am

No, only this guy: 8)

Is there a McDonalds on the dark side of the moon?



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12 Apr 2007, 7:37 am

no because it will orbit around to the light side of the moon

where can i get a covernment banshee from?



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12 Apr 2007, 9:34 pm

coverment banshees is we, of course!

what is a coverment banshee?


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14 Apr 2007, 6:33 am

A secret spy banshee that will blow out the eardrums of anybody the government wants to be deafened.

Do you pity the fool?


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14 Apr 2007, 10:44 am

Got no time for no jibba jabba, fool!

Does anybody really know what time it is?



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14 Apr 2007, 11:40 am

Z-time, probably. Not X or Y. Unless we're dead or not where we are.

Why does the universe appear to expand at an increasing rate?