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31 Jul 2006, 9:07 pm

No, because that's not a Rolling Stones Albumn.

If you keep making that face, will your face stay like that forever??

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01 Aug 2006, 2:33 am

Maybe if someone did plastic surgery on me totally wrong! lol

If objects could talk, and humans could not, what would they say?

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01 Aug 2006, 2:49 am

I could do with a change of scenery.

How do you girls get those closed circle ear-rings in your ears lobes?

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01 Aug 2006, 3:05 am

I think that we're born with them already attached! lol

How does Santa crawl down peoples chimneys without getting coal or soot on his red suit?

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01 Aug 2006, 4:40 am

He's wearing an invisible soot suit.

Will you scratch my back?

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01 Aug 2006, 2:37 pm

Only if you shave it first!!

How do they get cream filling inside doughnuts??

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01 Aug 2006, 3:15 pm

One word: Wormholes.
Why is it that if you read a word enough, it doesn't look like a word anymore?

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02 Aug 2006, 1:14 am

Because our brains are messed up. :roll:

why is it you can never remember to brush your teeth?

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02 Aug 2006, 4:26 am

What are you talking about? I brush my teeth every week whether they need it or not.

Do birds really expect us to believe all that stuff they keep chirping on about?

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02 Aug 2006, 4:59 am

A. Seagulls do. They are very "gull-ible."

Q. Why do birds so enjoy crapping all over cars?

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02 Aug 2006, 9:58 am

Hey, if you've never tried it, you should. I can recommend it from past experience, but I'm not really sure that you need to have a car to try it.

Why is it that a sunflower will never turn and face the daughter?

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02 Aug 2006, 1:05 pm

Because it's a vegetable plant, and usually vegetables can't think for themselves anymore and are confined to a bed or a certain area (and a sunflower is confined to a vase or a patch of dirt).

What would happen if someone genetically engineered Spiderman?

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02 Aug 2006, 3:02 pm

Depends which other superhero's DNA they used.

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

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02 Aug 2006, 5:49 pm

because I reject your reality and substitute my own.

What is reality?

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02 Aug 2006, 6:00 pm

:!: Reality = The latest genre of TV shows for people who need a life. (Except "Fear Factor", which I like.)

:?: What did Jethro give Abby for her birthday, when everyone else bought her black roses?? ("NCIS" question.)

I'm actually curious on that, since nobody knows for sure.

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02 Aug 2006, 6:02 pm

Something that none of us wants to face.

Why is Red my favourite colour?

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