The corrupted wish game

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30 Sep 2006, 3:19 pm

He returned as an immortal vampire instead.

I wish I was Sephiroth, could wield Masamune, and had a mastered fire materia so that if anyone tried to kill me I could make them spontaneously combust.

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30 Sep 2006, 5:06 pm

Granted!! but you suddenly have suicidal thoughts and spontaneously combust!!

I wish the next poster would'nt wish for something obscure.

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30 Sep 2006, 5:06 pm

Everyone spontaneously combusts and you're left to play with your sword alone.

I wish I had more to do.

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30 Sep 2006, 5:11 pm

Granted!! ......Here's a 10,000 pound pile of potatoes to peel!!

I wish beatifull women would swarm all over me.

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30 Sep 2006, 5:32 pm

There are so many that you are crushed under the weight.

I wish I could re-create the world so I wouldn't be so bored.

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30 Sep 2006, 5:47 pm

Granted, but now you're forced to walk in the snow!

I wish that I could eat a lot and not get fat or hurt myself.

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30 Sep 2006, 6:11 pm

The next time you eat, the food turns into a zeeky H-bomb, and says "Zeeky boogy doog!" which causes a nuclear explosion that destroys Washington.

I wish the Demented Cartoon Movie wasn't as stupid.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:31 pm

granted, it's now in a dead language that no one can speak.

i wish my cat was not so hyper.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:37 pm

Granted, but your cat will only have three days of life, enjoy it

I wish I had something to eat

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30 Sep 2006, 9:37 pm

It's no longer hyper because it just got hit by a beer truck.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:45 pm

Too bad! :twisted:

I wish I had more batteries for my camera.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:49 pm

Granted, but your camera is broken

I wish I could have a real size Gundam

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30 Sep 2006, 9:51 pm

It crushes you for breathing too loudly.

I wish I had the Buster Sword and could lift it.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:53 pm

Granted, you can now lift the Buster Sword up by the blade!

I wish people would be more creative with their corruption of wished.

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30 Sep 2006, 10:04 pm

You can now properly spell "wishes".

I wish I could grant my own wishes, so they wouldn't be corrupted.

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30 Sep 2006, 10:34 pm

your own grants corrupt your own wishes

I wish I could have a dragon as a pet

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