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03 Dec 2006, 11:03 pm

NOTHING!! !! !

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04 Dec 2006, 12:54 am

A six week old Rottweiler/ pit bull cross puppy is a really terrible Christmas gift if the recipient does not know it will grow any meaner and bigger and be not so cute by the following Christmas.

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04 Dec 2006, 7:26 am

A slightly stale sardine sandwich.

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04 Dec 2006, 7:29 am

A yoghurt two months past its 'use by' date.

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04 Dec 2006, 7:36 am

A pail of panda poo.

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04 Dec 2006, 7:54 am

Key to Pandora's box (case of beer).

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04 Dec 2006, 8:15 am

I still think a very cute puppy is the most terrible Christmas gift you can possibly give because the general rule is the cuter the puppy the more obnoxious it gets when it is mature. At least the pile of Panda poo makes great manure but that cute little puppy that grew into the obnoxious dog will be digging it all up and taking it inside again.

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04 Dec 2006, 8:18 am

And do you notice how they are nearly all "chihuahua crosses" even when they end up growing as big as a shetland pony?

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04 Dec 2006, 8:30 am

Then how about a cross bred Shetland pony foal?

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04 Dec 2006, 5:09 pm

paulsinnerchild wrote:

A six week old Rottweiler/ pit bull cross puppy is a really terrible Christmas gift if the recipient does not know it will grow any meaner and bigger and be not so cute by the following Christmas.

not if you bring it up correctly

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