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devunea
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21 May 2007, 5:55 pm

Pee Wee Herman is coming to my place for dinner & cocktails.

oh and I would sleep with a Ninja turtle.


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21 May 2007, 5:59 pm

I am old :!:


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21 May 2007, 6:01 pm

I am a dinosaur.



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21 May 2007, 6:04 pm

I'm fat :!:


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21 May 2007, 6:13 pm

I am not a human.



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21 May 2007, 6:16 pm

I am intellegent.


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21 May 2007, 6:18 pm

I believe Raph is unintelligent.



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21 May 2007, 6:19 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:
I believe Raph is unintelligent.

So do I.



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21 May 2007, 6:52 pm

I am asexual.


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21 May 2007, 6:53 pm

I live under the bridge.



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21 May 2007, 6:53 pm

This is not my avatar
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21 May 2007, 7:14 pm

I am a covert CIA agent.


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21 May 2007, 10:42 pm

My fingernails do not need trimming.



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21 May 2007, 10:45 pm

I didn't just trim my nails when I read that post.



werbert
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21 May 2007, 10:50 pm

I am five inches tall.



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21 May 2007, 11:13 pm

My peonies are not in bloom, and neither are my clematis. My roses don't have any buds, either.