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12 Jun 2017, 11:12 pm

why don't we just appoint the orange-haired menace emperor of the world and be done with it?

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13 Jun 2017, 9:39 pm

What happens if you divide by 0?

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13 Jun 2017, 9:40 pm

why are trees made of wood?

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15 Jun 2017, 3:47 pm

You can have -

Deep - Depth
Slide - Slid

So why not...

Steep - Stepth
Glide - Glid

I've been mulling this over for at least thirty years.

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15 Jun 2017, 8:46 pm

Everything that makes YOU, meaning people with autism, happy, is the exact opposite of what makes US, meaning healthy normal people with a right to live, happy. So only do things that make US and not YOU happy. :evil: :evil:

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15 Jun 2017, 9:32 pm

why do we have to eliminate the normal 2 ways when we have all these thousands of skin pores?

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16 Jun 2017, 3:57 am

auntblabby wrote:

why do we have to eliminate the normal 2 ways when we have all these thousands of skin pores?

well because if you pissed and shat out of the pores of your skin, then you would always smell bad and have a coating of feces on all your bodily surfaces that, other than being repulsive, would also occlude the oxygen intake through the pores (like people being painted).

i can imagine ten million fecal "blackheads" all over your body that, upon your exertion, squeeze out of the pores like tiny worms made of s**t.

be glad you only have 2 pipes for mass elimination i say.
"hooray" for the dual exhaust routine.

if toilets had a soul, then they would not care that they were shat upon all their life.
it is what they were born to be.

just like mothers of fuckwits.

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29 Jun 2017, 9:17 pm

This thread has suddenly gotten so gross I'm glad we don't throw up out of our pores, too. :eew: :lol:

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29 Jun 2017, 9:20 pm

why isn't hair naturally purple or green? or tiger-spotted?

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30 Jun 2017, 1:34 am

"he was so dishonest, he had more con's in progress than a swiss watch"
"he who can not protest his innocence without council, can not pass through the eye of a needle"

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30 Jun 2017, 1:58 am

why is there no dookie in the library of congress?

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30 Jun 2017, 5:22 pm

"Every single day" or something similar, with "single" inserted as a modifier

Dumb, and usually overwrought

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30 Jun 2017, 8:59 pm

if all our federal representatives had an orgy together, would that be called a sex act of congress?

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01 Jul 2017, 1:47 am

if there was no such thing as time, rolex watches would be dirt cheap

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01 Jul 2017, 1:59 am

life is like a merry go round.
the both have horses in them.

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01 Jul 2017, 1:59 am

is an old poop made of poop?

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