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24 Mar 2008, 8:15 am

I confess that I love babies.
And the way they stare at me funny 8O


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24 Mar 2008, 8:15 am

i confess i love big soft squishy people :D


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24 Mar 2008, 11:22 am

I confess I'm so damn tired of being lonely that I'm not going to take any classes this summer, instead I'm going to dedicate the whole summer to finding a mate.


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24 Mar 2008, 3:54 pm

Strapples wrote:
i confess i never want anything to do with babies.

I agree, they are just big headaches that cost money. Lets leave it to the NTs to reproduce (as on average they seem to like reproducing)



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24 Mar 2008, 3:59 pm

I am shocked Strapples doesn't like babies. They're soft and squishy just like Neoprene.



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24 Mar 2008, 4:00 pm

supahneko wrote:
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i confess i never want anything to do with babies.

I agree, they are just big headaches that cost money. Lets leave it to the NTs to reproduce (as on average they seem to like reproducing)


yup... not to mention i have no interest in reproduction or the organs involved... ill take lots of tight hugs though :D no sex please :P


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24 Mar 2008, 4:01 pm

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I confess i don't like babies either... they arent cute... they are just little hell generators.


I confess I am shocked because babies are spuishy and soft.[/quote]

too small to be good for me :P

i need big squishy soft people :D people who can wrap their arms around me and give me tight hugs... and also people i can jsut bury myself in :D


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24 Mar 2008, 4:03 pm

Strapples wrote:
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Strapples wrote:
i confess i never want anything to do with babies.

I agree, they are just big headaches that cost money. Lets leave it to the NTs to reproduce (as on average they seem to like reproducing)


yup... not to mention i have no interest in reproduction or the organs involved... ill take lots of tight hugs though :D no sex please :P

I'm asexual so the organs 'down there' are just in the way. I also have a friend who feels the same way and wants 'them' removed



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24 Mar 2008, 4:05 pm

supahneko wrote:
Strapples wrote:
supahneko wrote:
Strapples wrote:
i confess i never want anything to do with babies.

I agree, they are just big headaches that cost money. Lets leave it to the NTs to reproduce (as on average they seem to like reproducing)


yup... not to mention i have no interest in reproduction or the organs involved... ill take lots of tight hugs though :D no sex please :P

I'm asexual so the organs 'down there' are just in the way. I also have a friend who feels the same way and wants 'them' removed


i cant tell you how many times my thing has gotten in the way... and being in a wheelchair almost all the time means you gotta be careful how you transfer in otherwise your sitting on your thing and have to be transferred out and back in after you fix it and beign i have low muscle tone down there i get torsion of the testicles a lot which is painful and just have to let it fix its self ARGH!! !

i would LOVE to get it cut off and just have a pee hole...


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24 Mar 2008, 4:08 pm

I wouldn't pay to have them cut off, however if they would just fall off on their own...
Anyhow they only tend to get in my way when I'm doing a bit of gymnastics



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24 Mar 2008, 4:09 pm

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I wouldn't pay to have them cut off, however if they would just fall off on their own...
Anyhow they only tend to get in my way when I'm doing a bit of gymnastics


i confess that i grossed myself out and no longer want to discuss this subject...

lets discuss soft squishy people :D


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24 Mar 2008, 4:09 pm

I confess I am being virtually seduced...by MISSCONSTRUE! 8O


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24 Mar 2008, 4:10 pm

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I am shocked Strapples doesn't like babies. They're soft and squishy just like Neoprene.

Neoprene you only have to pay for once and you can squeeze it as hard as you want, babies however...I hope you don't squeeze them hard...



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24 Mar 2008, 4:11 pm

supahneko wrote:
MissConstrue wrote:
I am shocked Strapples doesn't like babies. They're soft and squishy just like Neoprene.

Neoprene you only have to pay for once and you can squeeze it as hard as you want, babies however...I hope you don't squeeze them hard...


and you can rub neoprene on your head and it smells better :D


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24 Mar 2008, 4:15 pm

Strapples wrote:
supahneko wrote:
MissConstrue wrote:
I am shocked Strapples doesn't like babies. They're soft and squishy just like Neoprene.

Neoprene you only have to pay for once and you can squeeze it as hard as you want, babies however...I hope you don't squeeze them hard...


and you can rub neoprene on your head and it smells better :D

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What will smell better? the head or the neoprene? because if you rub your head on clothing and it smells better you might have something going for you...



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24 Mar 2008, 4:16 pm

no no no.. i meant you can rub the neoprene on your head and the neoprene smells great to begin with :D


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