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19 Sep 2020, 2:43 pm

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Was she or he heavy?


She was a heavy weight of her era.


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19 Sep 2020, 5:34 pm

Read a list of 'dangerous toys from the 90s' and it's stupid.

Only ones that made sense were Sky Dancers and Skip It. I remember being scared of sky dancers as a kid and covering it up in 'it's a girl toy' to my cousins. I'd already heard stories about people having their eyes put out by them. The article says 'nobody would actually play with them inside', that's not true my cousins played with them in 'the children's bedroom' at granddad's.

And skip it was dangerous if you were dyspraxic and prone to falling but you could say that about a bike without stabilisers or about roller skates. If a kid wasn't dyspraxic or something like that, it would be fine.

Other ones:
Don't give little tiny kids magnets. Pretty sure it said '3+' anyway. Babies put anything with small parts in their mouths, magnets aren't special.
Moon shoes weren't dangerous if you were on grass
If a kid doesn't have an intellectual disability/pica and is seven plus, they should be able to understand not to eat magnets or put them in their nose or ears or whatever...
Bubbles aren't dangerous lol. Maybe they're made of toxic stuff for the environment but all the plastic toys are 'dangerous' by that metric. Thought they were made of soap and water anyway?
I was dyspraxic and used pogo jumpers in: playtime, PE and physio. Pretty sure my physio wouldn't have given me them if they were dangerous.

Some people are really coddling their childhood selves lol or trying to compete with their parents' lists from the early 00s of 'dangerous toys from the 70s' which contained some actual dangerous stuff.

I was one of the most cautious and dyspraxic kids out there and seriously a lot of the stuff on the list just didn't phase me or endanger me at all. I get that disabled kids exist but these lists seem to be made with NT, non disabled kids in mind and they don't work for that.


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20 Sep 2020, 4:46 am

How on earth do we have a cold and if we have colds then does that mean we can get the virus too? :x We have been really really careful. I feel like it's my fault for not washing my hands one time after opening a parcel.


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20 Sep 2020, 5:53 pm

OK I do not understand some people, how is this funny?

Guy posts his just eat order on whats app. His 'friend' calls up and says 'actually send that to [his own address] instead'. Posts a video of him eating it and laughing...

How is that a friend?

Why are people laughing at it?

That's just mean :( Will he expect his friend to pay for it? 8O :(

I am so glad friends are pretty much expendable for me if they do wrong stuff cos I would dump a friend over that.


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20 Sep 2020, 6:11 pm

^ It's a something gag and not to be taken too literally or expected to actually do it.
How should I explain this??


Let's just say... If I claim I'd jump off the building, no clear context given..
It doesn't matter where; social media full of gags or a suicide support forum, or out of the blue...

Anyone who'd takes it too literally would be very worried or upset for various reasons and speculations that came with it.
They may thought, I'm being stupid or suicidal and may actually do it.
Of course they'd be offended if they found out it's a joke.

Anyone who doesn't either takes it as a metaphor that I had enough or interpret it as a joke. And may even say 'do it!!' or 'die!!'.
Of course these people don't expect me to jump off the building.
But they'd be dead shock if I actually mean it. :o


Former thinks the latter is being insensitive or sociopathic, accuse them of trolling or worse.

Latter thinks the former is being a stick in the mud and cannot take a joke, saying they overreact and cannot handle*(social contexts).


How to distinguish??? Contexts.
But there's no clear contexts, wouldn't? :oops:
What to even assume??


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20 Sep 2020, 6:19 pm

KT67 wrote:
OK I do not understand some people, how is this funny?

Guy posts his just eat order on whats app. His 'friend' calls up and says 'actually send that to [his own address] instead'. Posts a video of him eating it and laughing...

How is that a friend?

Why are people laughing at it?

That's just mean :( Will he expect his friend to pay for it? 8O :(

I am so glad friends are pretty much expendable for me if they do wrong stuff cos I would dump a friend over that.


Because it's not real, the joke is that it's over-the-top and would be almost impossible to pull off for real, but at the same time is just plausible enough that you can imagine it as though it were real.

Further, if it were real amends would need to be made but odds are someone who's a good enough friend you could do this to is one who would also get over it once amends are made with the understanding that they owe you a prank of similar magnitude in the future once you're no longer suspecting it.


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20 Sep 2020, 8:30 pm

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20 Sep 2020, 10:41 pm

Friday someone asked me if someone lived next door and I told him that I have not seen them since June.

The lil f****r is trying to squat the house

In the current state, the law says that if you squat a house five years, you legally own it

What the flying f**k?

Even if you rent a house for five years you don't own it

Should have told him that I live there

Any amount of theatrics could occur

And my worthless corpse dies not have enough resources to win a competition against lil bozos


Appetite gone haywire

Out of control

Get a grip

Going sideways

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Ants in foyer

Flies in house

Exhausted all the options a longfuck time ago

Graceful degradation versus progressive enhancement

Got a job offer Friday, contingent on physical, drugs screen, tuberculosis, background check, reference

Sooner or later will get made redundant but "beggars can't be choosers"

"Shoguns ghost"

"A Confederacy of dunces"

The website says that patients must disrobe

Nervous about someone seeing the rash on my vagina

Feel exposed, fragile, vulnerable, nervous, scared, someone (even a Dr) see me in underpants and bra.

"Naked and afraid"

The gynecologist saw me naked but that was about ten years ago

Pap smear and breast cancer

Feel helpless with vagina, butt, and breasts seen



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21 Sep 2020, 7:16 am

funeralxempire wrote:
KT67 wrote:
OK I do not understand some people, how is this funny?

Guy posts his just eat order on whats app. His 'friend' calls up and says 'actually send that to [his own address] instead'. Posts a video of him eating it and laughing...

How is that a friend?

Why are people laughing at it?

That's just mean :( Will he expect his friend to pay for it? 8O :(

I am so glad friends are pretty much expendable for me if they do wrong stuff cos I would dump a friend over that.


Because it's not real, the joke is that it's over-the-top and would be almost impossible to pull off for real, but at the same time is just plausible enough that you can imagine it as though it were real.

Further, if it were real amends would need to be made but odds are someone who's a good enough friend you could do this to is one who would also get over it once amends are made with the understanding that they owe you a prank of similar magnitude in the future once you're no longer suspecting it.


So it's not real, it's just a prank to people they don't know? With the video of him eating food he actually paid for himself?


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21 Sep 2020, 8:11 am

I believe people on WP and take them at their word. Why would aspies/other autistic people lie to people they don't know?

I don't believe people on Reddit esp cos I told a bunch of lies there myself. It's a place to tell funny lies.

I don't believe all tweets. But I do if they seem serious.

I do believe all tweets with pictures and videos. I'm naive like that cos I don't understand photo manipulation and even less understand video manipulation.

Want to trick me? Manipulate a video.


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21 Sep 2020, 9:43 am

I like my new tracking system.
This one must work just so I could finally make sense why I'm so inconsistent.

Should I or should I not put the previous data to it's final rest?
Since it's an incomplete set, not very reliable solving my personal mystery... :?


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23 Sep 2020, 8:26 am

Visual snow and tinnitus.


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23 Sep 2020, 11:33 am

Day 2 without my medicine
It's all I can do to stay up right awake :tired:
Can't get any work done like this.



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23 Sep 2020, 12:13 pm

AuroraBorealisGazer wrote:
Day 2 without my medicine
It's all I can do to stay up right awake :tired:
Can't get any work done like this.
Are you trying not to take it or did you just run out? And what is it for if you don't mind me asking...



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23 Sep 2020, 3:05 pm

^The pharmacy had to order more and it's taken longer than they expected. It's a controlled substance (adderall) so they make people wait until they run out before filing a new prescription. It's a monthly nuisance, but of all my meds it helps the most. (It's for adhd, but it also reduces my POTS symptoms because it's a vasoconstrictor).



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23 Sep 2020, 7:06 pm

Trying contact lenses now. :lol:

For the last 30 mins... Well..

It was as I'd imagine seeing things from afar.
And now I got issues with seeing close up, which as I intended, because when I go to work and in hopes of curbing my time over the phone.

Then...
I can feel a bit on the eyes. Nothing painful or annoying at all, I just feel it. And sometimes it blurs a bit. I'm still getting used to it after all.
At least it's weightless.
Then noticed few distortions, or rather, NOT distortions. One of which is the virtual keyboard is bigger than I usually seen it.


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