The B*tching And Moaning Thread

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ITCHY CALF, ITCHY CALF, ITCHY CALF!

First shouldn the title not be 'The P*ssing and moaning thread" to be colloquial-ly correct?

And now to get my moan on.

We have a live-in student and I hate Hate HATE! sharing my laundry machines

My laundry machines are as old as me pieces of crap that I have to babysit the washer if I want ot do my bedding because the machine's a top-loader and as such constanly unbalances during it's cycle.

I don't get my official schedule for school until the fourth and most likely have to wait until the new semester's beginning(January) to see my coordinator to have my courseload reduced cuz of placement teseting I have on the seventh.

Stupid FailVille(a.k.a. FarmVille) is malfunctioing, yet again.

I have no idea what to take to a potluck lunch on the nineth

Stupid adult contempo stations have already begun the chritmas carol/song bombardment and it's stil not even December

Stupid specaisl is playing during [i]8 Simple Rules: For Dating My Teenage Daugter[i]'s timeslot

Missed most of dinosaur week on Discovery Channel

I want to be naturally thin It's not faaaaiiiiiiir.

LOLOLOLOL FOR DAY.

Why is it that men can be any size that they want to be, while women have to be corset thin, in 2010? I'm happy, the size that I am. I think that I look cuddly. Darn! I feel the urge to switch avatars, again. Take a wild guess which avatar warms my heart, the most.

I'm bored. Really, really bored. I think I need to find something mentally stimulating to do.

NO!

In other news, I hate clients at work who only bring in like, 10% of the stuff needed to do their returns, then expect us to have it done at the drop of a hat.

I haven't had a cigarette since midnight. I really, really want one. I can't put a pack on my tab, because I'm not working this week. Oh well, on my drive to school tomorrow I'll pick up some Marlboro Menthol 100's.

Oh my god, you know what is really pissing me off right now?

When you become single and you see 5 people kissing and cuddling for the whole blooming day, it feels like "why I'm I missing out on this again" and watching them kiss and cuddle is like a reminder how much love I have gotten but it also is a reminder of how much the end hurts.

It s so dark outside. It's dark in the evening. It's dark in the morning. It's dark when it rains. It's dark when it snows. If I don't see any sun, within the next 7 days, I'm going to start using my summer avatars, as I dream of a Sunny Afternoon.

Ah, to complain...

1.MasterToons has limited bandwith. Watch too many cartoon episodes (like 3-4) at a stretch, and you have to wait almost an hour to see anything again. I am trying to watch season 3 of The Clone Wars.

2. I was going through some physical fitness tests a few weeks ago in order to try and enter a police acadamy. Naturally, having signed up in very short notice, I didn't have time to practice and failed my 300 yard dash by several seconds. So afterwards I was trying to talk to another applicant to console myself, but unfortunately he was the type that tends to act cocksure of themselves when they think they are succeeding. He said in a smarmy manner, 'You got to be able to run if you wanna be a cop.' I'm thinking, "Like, no DUH Sherlock." All that while he was spitting on the ground almost constantly (there was a a lot of spits right near him) and he was smoking a cigarrette. Arggh

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA! THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES THAT YOU DIDN'T ALLOW ME TO TALK ABOUT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WHEN I WAS 10, MOTHER AND FATHER!! !! !! !!

life is not fair. ask the haitians. i want to be as sharp as some of the bright ones here, but when god passed out brains, all that was available to me was this one. it does the best i can, but it struggles to keep me out of trouble. it is all it can do to keep me alive, but i try to take care of it still, and i try to pamper it and give it as much love as i can. but if it had 20 more points of IQ, things would be so much easier for me.

just remember that his scat stinks to heaven also.

Well, this is maddening.

I'm supposed to practice the piano first thing in the morning, and yet I can't get to the garden house because there's a build-up of ice right up against the outside of the conservatory door.

Merry Christmas, now don't tread!