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02 Aug 2006, 6:03 pm

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a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
They are?


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02 Aug 2006, 6:16 pm

MrMark wrote:
neptunevsmars wrote:
a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
They are?


Jerry Springer = Wise Man & Wise Guy.


Why is Cockneyrebel's favorite colour red?


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02 Aug 2006, 6:30 pm

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Jerry Springer = Wise Man & Wise Guy.
I had someone else in mind. :wink:


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02 Aug 2006, 8:39 pm

blackduck wrote:
MrMark wrote:
neptunevsmars wrote:
a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
They are?


Jerry Springer = Wise Man & Wise Guy.


Why is Cockneyrebel's favorite colour red?


Because Cokneyrebel really likes busses. The busses in England (at least the double deckers) are usually red.

If you build it, what will come?


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02 Aug 2006, 9:19 pm

Ghosts

Why do people like baseball (I don't get it)


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02 Aug 2006, 9:24 pm

It's the Great American Pastime.

What's the big deal about a women's forum?


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02 Aug 2006, 10:05 pm

Women like to talk dirty when guys are'nt around.

Why do women act coy and play hard to get when they really want a guy?


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02 Aug 2006, 10:32 pm

Because girls are trained to be subtle.

How does God decide whom should be granted Life on Earth?



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02 Aug 2006, 10:35 pm

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Is God a man or woman? Why?


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02 Aug 2006, 10:41 pm

God can be who ever or what ever you want it to be. My God is a Routemaster.



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02 Aug 2006, 10:47 pm

Because we aren't birds.

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03 Aug 2006, 2:01 am

Because they blush a lot and don't want to be seen!

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03 Aug 2006, 3:38 am

You haven't bought any tickets yet.

Who determines what's 'normal'?


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03 Aug 2006, 7:07 am

Uh, that would be me. Do you need something cleared up?

If teachers have taught, why haven't preachers praught? :P


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03 Aug 2006, 4:15 pm

Because according to the The Wording Treaty of 20X0, Praught shall not be an actually word until someone makes a meaning for it.

Where can I find the Department of Redundancy Department?



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03 Aug 2006, 8:32 pm

Down down down there there there...

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