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30 Sep 2006, 10:39 pm

The dragon gets tired of being a pet and breaths acid on you because it's a black dragon.

I wish I could breath acid.


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30 Sep 2006, 10:48 pm

granted, but you breath acid on yourself

I wish I were dead



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30 Sep 2006, 10:50 pm

But you rise from the dead each time you die, like the Nameless One.

I wish he could get out of the Blood War and regain his lost memories.


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30 Sep 2006, 11:11 pm

You'll get a tree, because I have no idea what you're on about...

I wish NZ was on the Moon, complete with a breathable atmosphere.


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30 Sep 2006, 11:15 pm

The breathable atmosphere includes T-Virus and everyone there becomes a zombie.

I wish George W. Bush wasn't president.


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30 Sep 2006, 11:20 pm

granted, French's Mustard is president.

I wish that olive garden commercials could cease and desist.


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01 Oct 2006, 4:27 am

granted, but they will be changed for sunflower fields commercials



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01 Oct 2006, 4:27 am

granted, but they will be changed for sunflower fields commercials

I wish I were immortal



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01 Oct 2006, 11:52 am

Granted!! But you end up captured by Jihadists who think your a spy. They then torture you to death but you can't die you just sit there and feel the pain.

I wish the date I had last night, puts out on the second date.


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01 Oct 2006, 11:59 am

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How dare you say that word!!
Hojo, capture him and experiment on him for five years.

Okay, but you are set on fire by a pyromaniac.

I wish I could speak Latin.


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01 Oct 2006, 12:49 pm

granted, but you can't say garlic.

I wish my dog would stop begging for food.


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01 Oct 2006, 12:57 pm

He got hit by a beer truck.

I wish tinky would stop saying bad things about Garlic.


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01 Oct 2006, 2:53 pm

tinky's keyboard stops working.

I wish I could be Steve Jobs' intern.



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01 Oct 2006, 8:55 pm

granted, he overloads you with work

(i actually like garlic. :) But onions and ranch always come before garlic for me)

i wish that i was good at both english and math.


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02 Oct 2006, 9:01 am

Granted, but you have to study 24/7.

I wish that I could drift off into an everlasting slumber.



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02 Oct 2006, 1:11 pm

Granted, but it'll be in the next life and you'll die for another 100 years and you cannot kill yourself.

I wish my depression would just go away.