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04 Dec 2006, 11:27 pm

An unpleasant vaginal discharge

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04 Dec 2006, 11:33 pm

An exorcism.

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04 Dec 2006, 11:38 pm

A visit to Dr. Pete O'File.

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04 Dec 2006, 11:45 pm

this guy: http://www.flickr.com/photos/evdaimon/228545707/

100X larger than normal size

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04 Dec 2006, 11:47 pm

A year of midnight visits from a sound truck playing Barry Manilow.

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04 Dec 2006, 11:47 pm

A old atari 2600.

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04 Dec 2006, 11:48 pm

I give you a medieval catapult

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04 Dec 2006, 11:48 pm

I give you a medieval catapult

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04 Dec 2006, 11:49 pm

I give you a medieval catapult

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04 Dec 2006, 11:49 pm

I give you a medieval catapult

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04 Dec 2006, 11:49 pm

I sentence Unknown to live in Ohia the rest of his life.

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04 Dec 2006, 11:50 pm

CanyonWind wrote:

A year of midnight visits from a sound truck playing Barry Manilow.

oh, you've pushed the limit there!

barry manilow!

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04 Dec 2006, 11:51 pm

I give you USED napalm!! ! :twisted:

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04 Dec 2006, 11:51 pm

I give you two horny Routemasters, the size of small to medium dogs. You'll be able to watch them sniff one anothers' poles, all evening. They also pro-create.

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04 Dec 2006, 11:52 pm

I give you USED napalm!! ! :twisted:

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04 Dec 2006, 11:52 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I give you two horny Routemasters, the size of small to medium dogs. You'll be able to watch them sniff one anothers' poles, all evening. They also pro-create.

I will videotape that and send it to you.

I will accept Kelly Ripa, as long as she promises to keep her mouth shut.

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