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Fairytales meet modern warfare

Cinderella's carriage is blown up by an A-10!! !

Rapunzel is killed by a Bunker Buster!! !

The seven dwarves are hunted down by snipers!! !

The big bad wolf is mutated into a superwolf!! !! !

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH!! !! !

If you like evil fairytales you should read Neil Gaimans' version of Snow White in "Smoke and Mirrors", it's twisted.

Awesome!! !! Where do I find it?

In "Smoke and Mirrors" by Neil Gaiman, it's a load of stories but they are all twisted, Snow White is evil and there is one about cannabalism, i think, i read it a while ago.

This is the Amazon link; http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoke-Mirrors-N ... F8&s=books

Last edited by MelancholyBunny on 18 Jan 2007, 6:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Ah. I will read it sometime.

Edward was at school one morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of the ndustry etc, but Edward was bieng uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a ** club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children to work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Edward, "He plays football for the Denver Broncos but I was just too embarrassed to say."

Hot dog? Why for is it named like this? No one really knows. Oh no, I am eating one of my dog comerades. I am cannibal boy. Nah, it's not made of dog. Then why for call it hot dog? Because it's served warm and shaped like a dachsund. Aaahh!! Is weiner dog friend! Now I am doing the choking! Hey, did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I lLIKE YAMS! Yams, yams, yams, yams, yams, yams, yams.........

And now it's time for..........BROTHER FIRETRIBE IN AL BHED!! !! !!:
Yc E cdyht ymuha
Yhudran hekrd ec ujan
So puto crygac & E vaam ymeja
Drec ec fru E ys
Vensmo uh dra knuiht
Pid E's naylrehk vun dra cgo

Drec ec frana
E druikrd E ryt y buehd uv jeaf
Lyikrd ib eh dra susahd
E vehymmo syta ib so seht

Nihhehk ykyehcd dra feht E's pinhehk mega y vymmehk cdyn
Drana'c uhmo uha cehkma pnaydr padfaah meva & taydr
Paydehk dra uttc E'mm hajan keja ib E'mm meja vun yhudran tyo
Drana'c uhmo uha cehkma pnaydr padfaah meva & taydr

I will eat your heart.

the moose sees all!

*dons monocle*

i believe that would be cogito ergo spud, my good sir

Wee little midgets control the weather with battery-powered vaccums........

I want my new Username back, when I log-in at 5, tomorrow morning.

With Carlos Mencia's Erection Deflection you can distract every from that boner in your pants with your HUGE JUGs.

Doy doy. Vanilla doy doy. Vanilla doo doo. Love me do, i'm a Beatle boy!

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!! !! !!