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Existence is a popular myth because it is plausible.

Skunks putting on Calvin Klein's Obsession perfume.

Calvin Klein is coming out with a 'Skunk' perfume.


Sylkat

Naturally green hair.

Outer spaces glow and storm,

Causing bevels to and fro.
Élites spring true and disavow
Utter rubbish like it’s thorns.

Éclairs chill there, without a howl,

So a patron can just growl,
“¡Órdago!” and much a lot.

Under stresses, many a scowl,
May the journey from the cot
Arrive some day, as it has got

Proper sails, to a mighty end.
Ride the wonders of your plot,
Or be smitten with no mend—
Might as well your heart so lend,
Ere it numbly goes awry,
Since a spike’s no worse an end.
Slice this spell, for there’s no lye
Against the stains that make you sigh.

Elephants learning ballet.

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

Trout singing Rodgers and Hammerstein show tunes as they swim upstream.


Sylkat

The Earth spining slower while the sun turns into a disco ball reflecting all the colors of a rainbow and the moon turning into a giant happy face with sun glasses saying "this is groovy baby".

Bjork slowly changes into a record and rolls down a tall grassy hill.

Bjork slowly changes into a a banshee, climbs onto your roof, and starts screeching and howling.


Sylkat

^That's not surreal, she does that all the time, anyway.

Supersonic eye drops smell like a tuba exploding.

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It's Deadmau5

I took my car in for repairs.
BAM!
The mechanic said,"looks like your problem was a car bomb."
I took the car home and
BAM!
I once again took my car in and the mechanic said,"yep, we've been getting a lot of this lately. Yep! Them car bombs keep coming back!"
Feeling that everything is futile, I once again took my car home. And,yep,you guessed it!
BAM!

You raise your hand to wipe your brow. Without realizing it, you destroy a tiny alien in his craft who thought your brow was the strange surface of an unexplored planet.