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16 Jul 2013, 3:14 pm

roses are red, and violets are purple-
sugar's sweet and so's maple syrple-
i'm the 7th out of 7 sons,
my pappy was a pistol, i'm a sonofagun.

so dang me, dang me-
they oughta take a rope an' hang me-
high from the highest tree.....
woman, would ya weep for me!

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17 Jul 2013, 5:30 am

I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!

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17 Jul 2013, 9:28 am

No, Kitty! This is my pot pie!

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17 Jul 2013, 10:48 am

Moss: Ah! Well, prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark "egg on your face"! [pause] I sort of forget what I was talking about.

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17 Jul 2013, 5:12 pm

WA-a-a-a!! !! !! ! :dj: mah

syrup is best on buttermilk waffles and bacon

Penguins have flat orange feet

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17 Jul 2013, 5:16 pm

Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. You know there's an issue facing many Americans today that I know concerns a great number of us. According to Gallop Polls: 1 in 12 American's is unaware that the Bird is the Word. I for one, dream of an America where everybody knows that the Bird is the Word.

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17 Jul 2013, 5:41 pm

cheese and beer are signs from god that he loves you.

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18 Jul 2013, 9:40 am

I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague!

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18 Jul 2013, 10:07 am

Ernie: Oh, Nancy. You cannot fly. Only British people can fly! You shouldn't try to fly, and you shouldn't listen to British people!

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18 Jul 2013, 7:40 pm

Rendo-pordo-curdoh-nut-a-ben-yubarduhvuh Rico Suave.

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19 Jul 2013, 12:39 am

the butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.

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19 Jul 2013, 5:29 am

Schemer's Splendiferious Phantasmagorical Radio Extravaganza.

I love Shining Time Station!

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19 Jul 2013, 6:08 am

WitchsCat wrote:

to err is Griffin
to issue is to be American
to be unaware is to dream
to be everybody thou must err

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19 Jul 2013, 6:17 am

Did you all forget about DOG BEER?

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19 Jul 2013, 6:29 am

Homer Simpson: (After hitting something in his car in Simpsons Hit & Run) "Watch it, I almost spilled my sundae."

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19 Jul 2013, 8:50 am

All I know is steak tastes better when I take my steak tastes better pill.

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