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Booyakasha
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01 Mar 2015, 5:35 am

your leeks sound like zounding farts.



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01 Mar 2015, 5:36 am

your zounds reek of leaking farts



Booyakasha
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01 Mar 2015, 5:39 am

your farts sound like reeking leeks!



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01 Mar 2015, 5:52 am

your farts sound like zounds



Booyakasha
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01 Mar 2015, 5:58 am

your zounds sound like farts!



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01 Mar 2015, 6:11 am

your leeks are leaking.



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01 Mar 2015, 6:15 am

your farts are farting :P



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01 Mar 2015, 4:18 pm

your straight hairs are curly, and your curly hairs are straight.



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02 Mar 2015, 1:28 pm

your nasal hair is curly :P



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02 Mar 2015, 2:47 pm

May a thousand camels do poo on your front lawn!


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02 Mar 2015, 2:49 pm

Someone said you weren't fit to eat with pigs but I defended you and said you were!


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02 Mar 2015, 2:52 pm

I've seen better heads at the trough!


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02 Mar 2015, 2:58 pm

loool :D

may a thousand fleas infest your crotch!



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02 Mar 2015, 4:09 pm

may a billion skin mites gather under your fingernails and defeat their purpose.



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02 Mar 2015, 5:08 pm

may a billion skin mites take out massive loans in your name.


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02 Mar 2015, 5:10 pm

may a single skin flake outweigh your bank balance.