Food Fight!

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I like mustard and beetroot.

I buy huge cans of mustard and then climb onto the chandelier (provided I have a long ladder and enough strength to carry all the cans up) and pour all the mustard all over everyone.

Ack!

*activates personal shield*

I throw a jar of honey at the next poster.

Mmm, honey!

I catch the jar of honey, find a toaster, some butter, and a couple of slices of bread, then I toast the bread, butter it, and put honey on it and eat!

I climb back up to the chandelier and pour the remaining honey in Anubis's hair.

Argh!!

*throws a rock cake at Chrissandra*

Catches it and throws it back at Anubis.

I build a SpudZooka and shoot potatoes at any trolls that come around!! !
http://www.lindsaybks.com/bks4/ballis/index.html
Or I might load it with Casu Marzu!! !

*launches meat pies at the nearest bystanders*

*grabs a tennis racquet and with some nifty moves, sends the meat pies flying back at Tequila*

*wheels in a giant cannon*

Gerbilnator 5000 activate on fire on humanoid named Graelwyn

*fires flaming Ramen cups at Grealwyn*

*Arms herself with two 10 gallon capacity water cannons, fills them with stinky curry soup mixed with animal bones and fires the mixture at Flagg*

Activate relfector shield and commence counter fire on my mark.

*lets then mixture come close to his head*

Activate and relitatiate!

*shield reflections food and Gerbilnator fires boiling Borshcht*

*burns and screams, running at him with melting, peeling skin, armed with a large saucepan*

HOLY s**t!

*gets light saber*

You really wanna fight a Sith Lord?

*starts speaking in a deep, robotic voice, 'The Force, Flagg, remember the force', before wielding her trusty saucepan in one hand, and putting a rubber glove on the other, ''cos you're sure as hell gonna need it'*

"Very well"

*Activates Light Saber - which has a black blade*

"En garde!"

*Raises her arm and flexes her non existant muscles as she wields her mighty saucepan of the sanctimonious ones and steps forward, standing o tiptoes to make herself seem more intimidating*

'En Croute!'