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MrSinister
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26 Apr 2007, 4:13 pm

Yes.

Should we form a rubber band?

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26 Apr 2007, 9:10 pm

yes and we should go the elastic surgery tour

title a song

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27 Apr 2007, 4:50 am

"We're Aspie, And We Don't Care!"

Would it get to number one if we all bought fifty copies each?

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27 Apr 2007, 1:47 pm

We wouldnt need to buy fifty copies, the NT.s out there would do the buying, they need our talent. cos they've got none.

Why does the world rotate?

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27 Apr 2007, 2:29 pm

Because it can`t bounce

Why do birds eat worms?

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27 Apr 2007, 2:31 pm

Because they're easy to chew.

What's that smell?

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27 Apr 2007, 2:32 pm

Me :oops:

What`s that sound?

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27 Apr 2007, 2:35 pm

My music.

Why does it rain?

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27 Apr 2007, 2:38 pm

Even god have too do his business.

Why hasnt alien`s contacted us?

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27 Apr 2007, 3:33 pm

They have contacted us, we're just to stupid to figure out what they said.

Why do some people not like mustard?

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27 Apr 2007, 3:37 pm

Because they have been compelled not to like it by the Mighty Ketchup God.

Do zombies need to clear up after themselves?

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27 Apr 2007, 3:43 pm

no themselves clear them up

why are white lies called white lies and not black lies or blue lies?

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27 Apr 2007, 3:49 pm

Because being white means they're innocent and not full of poison like regular lies.

Would you use a dragon as a guard-pet?

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27 Apr 2007, 3:52 pm

Yes

Was that a stupid answer?

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27 Apr 2007, 4:11 pm

Yes.

Because 'yes' is always a stupid answer.

Where are boats created?

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27 Apr 2007, 4:13 pm

On other boats.

Why were three wheeled cars created?

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