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I stole your car then I was driving along holding onto each end of the club instead of the steering wheel which worked even better.

What would a bad-tempered Teddy bear be doing trying to drive a car anyway?
The seal is probably going to raid a fish market and fill the back seat and trunk with day-old mackerel and squid.

Sylkat

*sneeze*

i can say things that are very rude, and i think there is a line even in this thread that one should not cross, and so i reserve my appraisal of the previous posters intellectual contribution to the progress of this thread, and elect to euthanize my impression that banality is the domain of his mind.

I think you've confused the rude thread with "nerd thread".

i want to smash that thing w/ a club......please!

May the nearest available walrus sneeze upon you.

Profusely.

Sylkat

You look like a walrus!

You look like you need your face washed.

Sylkat

Then either wash it for him, or quit whining about it being dirty.

*makes seal noises*

I think you hit the whammy on that comment...

May a Whammy take up residence upon your roof.
And lay many, many eggs.
And may the fledgling Whammys fly down and peck holes in your patio furnituree.

Sylkat

I'll lure them with scattered coins and become the Whammy Whisperer.... then we shall conquer all of mice and men... <insert manic cackle here>

You in trouble now,boy!

Whammys are endangered,and no one is allowed to lure them, keep them as pets, even housebreak them,and especially not to train them to trim hedges with their beaks, or use them for purposes of military aggression!

So there!

Sylkat

We shall take over in a military coup, temporary eliminating the need for redundant arguments about the current administration without all those pesky intrusive rules in the way. Included would be a directive to carry off pesky dormice in the manner of the flying monkeys of yore....