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Sylkat
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20 Nov 2012, 3:20 pm

'Military Coup'...does that mean that you will be wearing the uniform of Supreme Exalted Muckety-Muck?

The Flying Monkeys you requested will not arrive until after Thanksgiving, due to the usual holiday mail slowdown.

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20 Nov 2012, 3:41 pm

I was thinking something a little more low key....

Now get back in your teapot.

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20 Nov 2012, 4:04 pm

Hey look it's the Junior-Jippa-Jew.

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20 Nov 2012, 4:07 pm

Isn't that the creepy lady from 'Flash Gordon'?

I am sure that you are almost as impressive in that headdress, but that is only assuming that you manage to grow long, lush mustachios to twirl malevolently......

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20 Nov 2012, 4:10 pm

Is that who it is? Why is there a jewish "Star of David" on her crown? lol

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20 Nov 2012, 4:37 pm

Camouflage.

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21 Nov 2012, 9:17 am

I'd grow said mustachio, but don't want any one to associate me with any of you furry creatures...

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21 Nov 2012, 11:14 am

Would not happen.
You would be mistaken for Teddy Rooseveldt.

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21 Nov 2012, 12:20 pm

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

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21 Nov 2012, 2:46 pm

I wave my private parts at your aunties.

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21 Nov 2012, 3:13 pm

Your aunties are buzzards and your grandfather is a hermit crab.

And your hamsters smell like sea slugs.

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21 Nov 2012, 3:33 pm

That's ocean breeze...

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21 Nov 2012, 3:42 pm

I heard that you have a pet oyster because you are too lazy to clean a litter box or take a pet for a walk.

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22 Nov 2012, 10:54 am

I do! How did you know? She's just a pearl of pet... Don't be hatin' now...

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22 Nov 2012, 11:20 am

Eat my shorts! And my undergarments!

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22 Nov 2012, 1:56 pm

Ya just made me yawn with that....

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