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29 Oct 2014, 3:06 pm

At least once a year it seems I have a dream where I end up sleeping through Christmas, one of my favorite times of year. At least now I'm good till next year!


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30 Oct 2014, 6:37 am

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I had not quite a nightmare, more like a night filly, about being back in the army only in my present state [30+ years older, hair down the middle of my back, as unmilitary as a cat], standing in front of an open barracks wall locker that might be mine or somebody else's, with a sergeant on either side of me playing "good cop/bad cop", the one on my left whispering in my ear that it was time for me to get a military haircut once and for all, the other one glaring at me. then I segued from that dream to one where I was having to do pushups repeatedly until I was so tired I could hardly move.

:help: That flashy animation thing is giving me waking nightmares!


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30 Oct 2014, 12:22 pm

I can only remember the tail end of my dream last night.
There was some sort of comotion going on in the city where i live now,rioting and violence and such.i was walking down the street and over the snow bank i saw someone that looked like they were beating up someone or some thing but i could not see what,the snow bank was blocking my view.i start running towards him i jump overthe snow bank but my super jumping abilities kicked in and i jumped too high so i landed on the building behind.at that point i forgot about the abuser and i then continued to jump from building to building and eventually discovered that i had the ability to shoot webs out of my wrists like spider man, but it wasnt too good at it.so i then i continued wandering around jumping and shooting my webs trying to get better at it.



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30 Oct 2014, 1:05 pm

Raleigh wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
I had not quite a nightmare, more like a night filly, about being back in the army only in my present state [30+ years older, hair down the middle of my back, as unmilitary as a cat], standing in front of an open barracks wall locker that might be mine or somebody else's, with a sergeant on either side of me playing "good cop/bad cop", the one on my left whispering in my ear that it was time for me to get a military haircut once and for all, the other one glaring at me. then I segued from that dream to one where I was having to do pushups repeatedly until I was so tired I could hardly move.

:help: That flashy animation thing is giving me waking nightmares!

just think of how poor smiley feels! :o [that would be me trapped in that whirlpool time tunnel thingie]
anyways, I dreamt that I was back at work in the hospital labor and delivery unit, in a delivery room with a pregnant person who just could not wait for the doctor to get there so she popped it out and it hit me in the chest like a projectile, I barely was able to keep the newborn from bouncing onto the floor into the collection bucket, I had to aspirate its sinuses and stimulate it with the towel and clamp/cut its cord, GAAAAAAAAAAA!! !! ! Image I awoke all sweaty and feeling nasty.



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30 Oct 2014, 5:28 pm

Raleigh wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
:help: That flashy animation thing is giving me waking nightmares!


Don't know about nightmares, but..

yeah...I was just gonna say that thing is so hypnotic that....that....that....yes master! Whatever you command my internet Svengali...I'm ready to do your evil bidding...just say the word...



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30 Oct 2014, 7:43 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
:help: That flashy animation thing is giving me waking nightmares!


Don't know about nightmares, but.. yeah...I was just gonna say that thing is so hypnotic that....that....that....yes master! Whatever you command my internet Svengali...I'm ready to do your evil bidding...just say the word...


I should be glad then, that I cannot be hypnotized.



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30 Oct 2014, 8:25 pm

auntblabby wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
I had not quite a nightmare, more like a night filly, about being back in the army only in my present state [30+ years older, hair down the middle of my back, as unmilitary as a cat], standing in front of an open barracks wall locker that might be mine or somebody else's, with a sergeant on either side of me playing "good cop/bad cop", the one on my left whispering in my ear that it was time for me to get a military haircut once and for all, the other one glaring at me. then I segued from that dream to one where I was having to do pushups repeatedly until I was so tired I could hardly move.

:help: That flashy animation thing is giving me waking nightmares!

just think of how poor smiley feels! :o [that would be me trapped in that whirlpool time tunnel thingie]
anyways, I dreamt that I was back at work in the hospital labor and delivery unit, in a delivery room with a pregnant person who just could not wait for the doctor to get there so she popped it out and it hit me in the chest like a projectile, I barely was able to keep the newborn from bouncing onto the floor into the collection bucket, I had to aspirate its sinuses and stimulate it with the towel and clamp/cut its cord, GAAAAAAAAAAA!! !! ! Image I awoke all sweaty and feeling nasty.


Gosh!

Sumpin' aint right if you keep having these stressful dreams.



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30 Oct 2014, 8:52 pm

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Gosh! Sumpin' aint right if you keep having these stressful dreams.

probably a milder case of PTSD.



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31 Oct 2014, 2:29 am

auntblabby wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Gosh! Sumpin' aint right if you keep having these stressful dreams.

probably a milder case of PTSD.

Comparable to the PTSD I have from being exposed to that flashy animation thing. :D
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I'm glad to see naturalplastic recovered from his mesmerisation.
And I'm sorry you're having traumatic dreams, auntblabby. It sounds like you've had some interesting occupations though. The mental image of infant ordnance was quite......uh........disturbing?

*disclaimer* while every effort was made not to laugh during perusal of the terrifying nightmare recorded above, in no way can I be held responsible for my sheer lack of willpower.


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31 Oct 2014, 4:46 am

Raleigh wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Gosh! Sumpin' aint right if you keep having these stressful dreams.

probably a milder case of PTSD.

Comparable to the PTSD I have from being exposed to that flashy animation thing. :D
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I'm glad to see naturalplastic recovered from his mesmerisation.
And I'm sorry you're having traumatic dreams, auntblabby. It sounds like you've had some interesting occupations though. The mental image of infant ordnance was quite......uh........disturbing?
*disclaimer* while every effort was made not to laugh during perusal of the terrifying nightmare recorded above, in no way can I be held responsible for my sheer lack of willpower.

we're almost on the next page, I guess. and I hope you weren't drinking coffee in front of your puter at the time you laughed :)



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31 Oct 2014, 8:04 am

Yeah- that ballistic baby was pretty funny.



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31 Oct 2014, 2:09 pm

I dreamt that I was seven years old, sitting in front of a fire in a dark room watching the flames flicker. A spark flew out of the fire and landed on the floorboards. I was worried they were going to catch fire, because a flame had appeared where the spark had landed. But the flame detached itself from the floor and became a flame-cat. He told me his name was Toolimoon.

There was more to it, but I can't remember anything else.
It was a nice relaxing dream, unlike my normal ones.



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31 Oct 2014, 2:53 pm

MathematicalOwl wrote:
I dreamt that I was seven years old, sitting in front of a fire in a dark room watching the flames flicker. A spark flew out of the fire and landed on the floorboards. I was worried they were going to catch fire, because a flame had appeared where the spark had landed. But the flame detached itself from the floor and became a flame-cat. He told me his name was Toolimoon.

There was more to it, but I can't remember anything else.
It was a nice relaxing dream, unlike my normal ones.

Your dream sounds lovely. I have a fascination with fire. I love staring into the flames - it's so mesmerising. Here we call a campfire 'bush tv', I would much rather bush tv than normal tv.


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31 Oct 2014, 3:18 pm

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Yeah- that ballistic baby was pretty funny.

I've seen that happen in real life many times.



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31 Oct 2014, 4:47 pm

auntblabby wrote:
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Yeah- that ballistic baby was pretty funny.

I've seen that happen in real life many times.

Neither of my labours were like that. I was over twelve hours with my daughter. She couldn't decide whether she wanted to see the world or not. She's still a bit undecided judging from the way she hibernates in her room.


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31 Oct 2014, 4:50 pm

Raleigh wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
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Yeah- that ballistic baby was pretty funny.

I've seen that happen in real life many times.

Neither of my labours were like that. I was over twelve hours with my daughter. She couldn't decide whether she wanted to see the world or not. She's still a bit undecided judging from the way she hibernates in her room.

I am sorry you had to go through such discomfort for that length of time. as for hibernation, that is what I've been doing for the most part since 2008.