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Holding power through complete submission.... it's actually my tramp stamp

Do I have to come over and chop down the tree in your avvy?

Dear MjrMajorMajor, Before Equestriola gets there with the chainsaw, I wanted to tell you that your new avatar is gorgeous...I want a t-shirt with that image!

Oops, forgot to be rude; may any available bats in your avatar tree piddle on your patio furniture!

Sylkat

i would congratulate you on the pristine whiteness of your toilet if it were not for the fact that you like eating sh*t so much than you can not resist licking the bowl after every bowel movement.

Such toiletry envy coming from a sitting silver can. Thanks Sylkat, I'll really try not to send any vampire bats to your scurrying grounds...

Mexican Fruit Bats are much larger than Vampire bats; their wingspan is about four and a half feet.
Just wanted you to know in case you notice some different-looking residents in your tree.
Not that I would send my pets to visit just anyone, of course......

Sylkat

If my tree ever migrates to Central America for winter, I will definitely keep an eye out. I'm fairly sure there's no Ent blood in there, but you never know....

A tree with obviously Celtic roots would have no interest in joining a rain forest..
Glorious old oak trees look so much more dramatic alone, on a hilltop, encircled by artistically-placed Standing Stones.

Sylkat

You're stagnant.

You're verbose.

You are all rude, and I am quite offended.

Sylkat

You better watch your a**, because I am a hurricane.

Correction:
Hurricanes target trailers and boats and yard furniture, not people's bottoms.

Sylkat

no, fish breath, thats common knowlage for the h.a.r.p. conspericy heads

*burps in your face*