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OddButWhy
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24 Jun 2013, 10:57 pm

I sneeze hard and loud, almost an involuntary convulsion. My sneezes nearly always travel in pairs, with just enough time between them that I can warn startled witnesses of the first sneeze that another will arrive momentarily.

I've never been able to stifle a sneeze, as some people can: the best I can do is to turn aside or move a step or two away so the blast is directed in a harmless direction.



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26 Jun 2013, 8:05 am

As far as I know, my sneezes have never attacked anybody with a machete :D . They usually get stuck about halfway out and my nose tingles like crazy but it just won't sneeze.

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26 Jun 2013, 8:21 am

Just wait until you get older... and the loud sneezes are involuntarily accompanied by equally loud flatulence! :oops: :lol:


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26 Jun 2013, 12:26 pm

auntblabby wrote:
sometimes brushing my teeth, something about the toothbrush will tickle just so, the upper right side of my gums proximal to my right upper molars/bicuspids, and i will sneeze the toothpaste and saliva, etc. all over the mirror. i hate that.

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26 Jun 2013, 1:12 pm

Well, I'm a warm blob of smelly fungus, of course my sneeze is the loudest of the country.



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26 Jun 2013, 6:38 pm

alpineglow wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
sometimes brushing my teeth, something about the toothbrush will tickle just so, the upper right side of my gums proximal to my right upper molars/bicuspids, and i will sneeze the toothpaste and saliva, etc. all over the mirror. i hate that.

8O

I promise i'll clean up afterwards! :oops: