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24 Mar 2010, 10:26 am

Lecks wrote:
Friskeygirl wrote:
hehe its daylights savings time I lost an hour :lol:

Oh, you.


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09 Apr 2010, 7:06 am

Did you know, that 87% of Red Necks are abducted by aliens on at least a monthly basis.



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09 Apr 2010, 8:18 am

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I think I was Abducted by Aliens


i think i was abandoned by aliens.

they left me here and took off without me.



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09 Apr 2010, 10:13 am

I once had a spaceship land near me.
Little buggers came out, took one look at me, and beat it back inside their ship and took off.
Just my luck, choosey aliens.


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09 Apr 2010, 12:14 pm

I was abducted by red aliens, who flew around in flying Routemasters, when I was five.


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09 Apr 2010, 12:23 pm

I don't know if I was abducted by aliens, but I had a pretty profound dream 10 years ago where I had this awful pain in my head, and I saw myself sitting on a clinic table in a circular room. Soon after I saw a weird incision on my right ear like a needle had gone through. And I've always had dreams about aliens, alien worlds, futuristic technology, etc.


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09 Apr 2010, 7:13 pm

For all those people worried about the missing hour, don't worry. the aliens will sell it back in October. However, they must be making a profit off of us seeing as nearly all the countries and a good chunk of the population are in debt. That money has to be going somewhere, so the aliens must be taking it through daylight savings time. :x