20 Jun 2010, 1:59 am
nick007
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20 Jun 2010, 7:49 am
You know you live in Louisiana when 
You see someone using an umbrella while their standing knee-deep in water during a flood 
Jeff Foxworthy joked about it when he was talking about his wife being from Louisiana.
You know you live in Louisiana when You think the only thing hotter than the heat during the mid summer is Britney Spears.
You know you live in Louisiana when When your dog shoots you during your hunting trip.
You know you live in Louisiana when When you catch some shrimp & craw-fish covered in oil & are happy because you don't have to buy cooking-oil 
I know I'm so wrong for this one 
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20 Jun 2010, 3:08 pm
nick007
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20 Jun 2010, 3:31 pm
People around you mispronounce their own names, and their kids' names.
Girls reject you for not being abusive.
The average person smokes at least two packs a day while complaining about how expensive it is.
You're told you should eat more fast food in order to be healthy.
People boast about how "safe" the area is, when the violent crime is really just swept under the rug.
You find your neighbors chasing a chicken around your yard.
Even the transsexuals are right wing extremists.
Someone tells you they're boycotting a Chinese restaurant because of 9/11.
The weather is boiling hot one day, it snows the next, and it's never just comfortable.
You ask your psychologist to evaluate you for Asperger's syndrome, and he says he doesn't think a test for it exists.
(I swear I did not make any of this up.)
Come on now... That's just buying in to southern stereotypes! I live in Northwest Arkansas and I've never experienced any of those things...
Except,
My gay boss is a teabagger.
Not buying into anything. Not all of the south is like Tennessee. Erwin, a city close to me, is infamous for THE HANGING OF AN ELEPHANT, if that tells you anything about this area. I couldn't make this up. But then again, we have had Elvis Presley and Bettie Page, so I can't say it's 100% bad.
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20 Jun 2010, 4:47 pm
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nick007
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21 Jun 2010, 2:03 pm
You know you live in Schriever, Louisiana when Your neighbors are bragging about how their country folk but they talk/sound ghetto.
You know you live in Schriever, Louisiana when People in the town next to you do not have a clue where you live even thou they drive rite by your house everyday on the way to work.
You know you live in Schriever, Louisiana when The only place to go in your town is a gas-station casino.
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