Ironic situations in our lives

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This is just random ironic, but on my ipod, there is a game of klondike

I've played that game 738 times, and I've won 378 times.....and that gives me a total of $65,594...depsite this, my device continues to insist that I normally win 0 dollars per game....ironic, I think, you be the judge, haha.

Ironic that this made me think of Klondike bars at first. *I've been craving some ice cream*

What would you dooooooo for a klondike bar? Hahaha Ironic that I would know the commercial like 10 years after it was off the air.

Ironic that I just thought of looking that commercial up on youtube a minute ago

It's ironic that in order to afford to do the things you enjoy in life, you need a job, then when you have a job, you can no longer do the the things you enjoy because you don't have the time.

It's true.

Ironically as I was thinking to go on the post something UNhapppy thread, a notification came up in my inbox.

Mmm.....not ironic, but more coincidental. One time I farted in the kitchen as I was cooking and my mom (in the living room) says "MMMMMM, something smells good!". Had me rollin' for days.

Once in high school, in biology class our teacher was checking who was present and who was not at the beginning of the lesson and at the same time one girl was speaking about crocodiles because she prepared an essay on them. It looked in this way:

Mrs. S.: XXX? Is she present?
XXX: I'm present!
Karolina: Those crocodiles are big.
Mrs. S.: YYY?
YYY: Present!
Karolina: Their length is usually about 3 meters. But there are single ones which are even 5 meters long.
Mrs. S.: ZZZ?
Some student: He's absent.
Karolina (still speaking about the crocodiles and their length): But it happens rarely.
Mrs. S. (amused): No, it happens very often (ZZZ liked to play truant a lot ).

Everybody started to laugh like crazy at this accidental coincidence It looked like Karolina replied directly to our teacher's question about our classmate

I said that I wanted some ears of corn on one of the threads....I go over to see what my mom bought from the store...ears of corn.

I recently read about Bradbury and wondered how long he was going to live - and the next day he died.

Recently I was talking with an old lady walking her pekinese dog and said I liked those and yorkshire terriers, too - but she said she didn't like the latter ones, for they are stupid - and at this moment a yorkshire terrier from the balcony above, started to bark loudly - like it could understand everything

When I first moved to France I couldn't speak much French. The French government launched an initiative to help all the English living here to learn French and they started a number of French language courses and published a list of phone numbers for the English to phone to request a place on those courses. I phoned the number they had given for my region and discovered the person at the other end of the line didn't speak a word of English. It turned out that callers needed to be able to speak French to be able to book a place to erm... learn how to speak French.

This girl and I went to the same school as kids. We were in special ed. together and were the outcasts of our class because everyone, including our teacher at the time thought we were nothing more than a pair of star-crossed lovers. We lost contact with each other after she moved to Seattle when we finished grade school. About 2 years ago, she moved back to Portland and we have been dating ever since.

When we were kids, she was a mild-mannered goofball. Now, she's a mild-mannered badass.

I was in a group with other people and Rebecca said that Trevor reminded her of Sheldon Cooper. You would've thought that the Aspie in the group would've given her that impression.
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C'est la vie.

In 1988 I saw the funniest looking male ballet dancer while I was running the sound board for a performance in college. He didn't seem to be all that good at ballet; he was skinny and had a big head. I giggled when I saw him. I never got to meet him during school, didn't know his name, but for some reason always remembered that moment.

In 2002, I met a cute guy playing disc golf in a park, We hit it off right away, and we went out on a date. Turns out he was the skinny dancer, and we're married now.