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27 Dec 2011, 10:42 pm

Stereotypical I know, my apologies to any non brunettes ..... :oops:

Blond donated a box of Kleenex to the Blood & Tissue bank.



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28 Dec 2011, 5:51 am

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Why are Aspies more likely to commit suicide? Because a lot of our parents treated us like crap when we were little.


^ How can an aspie easily cause offence to other aspies and their parents on a website? ^


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28 Dec 2011, 6:57 am

Loving the Onion stuff :)



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28 Dec 2011, 7:56 am

Asp-Z wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
Why are Aspies more likely to commit suicide? Because a lot of our parents treated us like crap when we were little.


That isn't a joke...


I was feeling a little sarcastic last night and I was having flashbacks about my early upbringing. I was feeling like crap to be honest.


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28 Dec 2011, 7:58 am

rabbitears wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
Why are Aspies more likely to commit suicide? Because a lot of our parents treated us like crap when we were little.


^ How can an aspie easily cause offence to other aspies and their parents on a website? ^


I was feeling bitter about my past and I had to let it out and I apologize. I can't even be myself on WP anymore.


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28 Dec 2011, 1:28 pm

Dieselsmoke wrote:
Stereotypical I know, my apologies to any non brunettes ..... :oops:

Blond donated a box of Kleenex to the Blood & Tissue bank.



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:lol:

Last time I made a joke like that, hyperlexian got all up in my s**t though, I'd be careful :P



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28 Dec 2011, 2:01 pm

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28 Dec 2011, 3:16 pm

How many Aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

Did you know Thomas Edison did not actually invent the lightbulb? It was one of his assistants. And another one of his assistants dropped it. However the second one is still lit. It has not been shut off in about a hundred years. there are many sizes and types of lightbulbs.....

several hours later....

What was the question again?



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28 Dec 2011, 3:32 pm

Who's the most likely to land a date between an Aspie and a Blonde?

The Aspie would be the most likely to land a date because the Blonde would keep on forgetting the required steps to land a date.


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28 Dec 2011, 3:36 pm

how many chickens does it take to change a light bulb?


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28 Dec 2011, 5:01 pm

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29 Dec 2011, 9:10 am

"I'm afraid we don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here" said the barman.






A neutrino goes into a bar,



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31 Dec 2011, 12:56 am

[Actual event most NT's thought humorous; context: student government discussing pirate-themed events.]

K( :?: ): "What will happen about the swords?"
T( :) ): "They'll be chopping each other with real swords!"
K( 8O ): "WHAT? But the legal fe-"
T( :lol: ): "Just kidding."
K( :oops: ): "Oh...."



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31 Dec 2011, 10:46 am

Knock knock
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Knock knock
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Knock knock
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(Geddit?)



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03 Jan 2012, 7:53 am

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Electrical impulses sent between the neural circuits known as the brain and the rest of the body.

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What's up?
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How's it going?
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[Annoying excuse for a student:] See you tomorrow!
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What's that on your computer?
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What's 11001 and 10101?
10001.

You should call [ALICE].
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06 Jan 2012, 8:22 pm

I have a photographic memory, but it needs developing.


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