How many people have committed crimes before?

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I grabbed my teacher's boobs twice when I was seven.

I used to try and make my brothers sniff me down there when I was six

I peed on my little brother when I was four or five

I pulled down my dad's pants when I was four or five and kept smelling his butt and then he spanked me

All crimes because they were sex acts. If I did those as an adult, I'd be arrested for sexual assault and have to register as a sex offender for committing a sexual act on a child or attempting to.

But these days children that young are getting arrested for these sort of things. I heard in the news once that a school called the police on a six year old for slapping a girl's butt on the playground and they were going to put it on his criminal record. Another time I read about a four year old getting arrested because he had his face in her boobs while he was hugging her. The teacher decided to have him charged for assault.

I did some fake spanking in high school and they told me that was sexual harassment.

I don't think I've committed any major crimes. I was accused of a couple sexual 1s in 5th & 6th grade but I really didn't do em. A bully said I grabbed his package. I might of brushed against it when I was trying to defend myself but he left the fighting me part out when he told. I also got in trouble for handing mine in church but I was NOT doing that. I was going though puberty & kept getting boners when it was inappropriate & someone must of assumed I was doing something or someone lied to get me in trouble.

Only crimes I commit regularly are pirating media & taking an persecution med that isn't approved in the US

Downloaded music
Walked on the grass when it said don't walk on the grass
Underage drinking
Walked out of a bowling alley with the bowling shoes still on

Hmm can't think of any more xD

i tape falicee's to church walls......and i peed outside

Piracy (about $500 games/$1000 Adobe)
But at least I don't JAYWALK! What a heinous crime.

Not been caught: underage drinking, possession of illegal substances, digital piracy and using an out of date bus pass.

Got a final warning for something I'd rather forget. I was this close to being convicted and sent to a Youth Offenders Institute.

Once a car hit me while I was walking my bike through a crosswalk, so I stood up and kicked a giant dent in the bumper before speeding away through the neighborhood.
Instant justice

Also: When I was nine I accidentally stole a can of spray paint when I went with my mom to the hardware store. She told me to hold it, and then I forgot I was holding it when we checked out. I felt terrible about it, but my mom thought it was hilarious so she went back in and casually put it back on the shelf when no one was looking. Haha!

i have committed quite a few offenses. all the offenses i was charged with, i was convicted of.

when i was 23, i was twice charged with drink driving (low range P.C.A). (i had a short term girlfriend who encouraged me to drink, but i accept that it was my fault that i drove.)

when i was 24, i was charged with "drive whilst disqualified".

when i was 25, i was charged with "drive in a manner dangerous" (i was late for an appointment at the studio and it was 1 am and i was doing 177kph in an 80 zone)

when i was 26, i was charged with "drive whilst disqualified".

when i was 28, i was charged with "drive in a manner dangerous". (i was traveling at 204 kph in a 60 kph zone in far western new south wales at 3 am. the road was straight and completely empty for about 80 km (50 miles) before the little town where that speed limit applied, and i had been previously going faster, and i lifted my foot and my momentum carried me through the town in a matter of a few seconds. there were no houses along the side of the road, the houses were on a road that turned off from the road that i was on, but nevertheless, a sign is a sign, and a late night radar cop got me).

when i was 31, i was charged with "fail to comply with police directions". (there was an accident on the street outside my house that i saw as i drove into my driveway at about 11 pm one night, and i parked in the garage and went back out to see what was going on. the police were already there talking to the drivers.

i walked to one of the accident vehicles and started to look at it and a policeman said to me in an abrasive tone "clear off bozo!". i took immediate umbrage to his direction and i became obstinate and difficult. the situation escalated and i wound up not getting to sleep until about 4 that morning)

i was thrown out of the royal easter show (a kind of massive carnival) for not complying with directions given to me by some "whatever he was" that told me i could not walk in a particular direction that i intended to walk in. i could not understand why, so i decided to ignore his direction and then he became hostile, and i immediately started to wonder "what gives you the right to prevent me from treading on any part of the planet. a few dollars perhaps?". the situation deteriorated, and backup was called, and i was escorted back to my car and seen off. (that was not a criminal offense and i was not charged with anything, but it was the turning point that made me start on the path to realization that i can not rage against the machine. i have ODD, and it is difficult for me assume a subordinate position in any dealing with someone who demands it.

...oh, under-age drinking and digital piracy too, of course. I don't think I've ever commited any interesting crimes.

On advice of counsel, I would like to invoke my 5th Amendment rights at this time. I respectfully decline to answer the question, as my answer might tend to incriminate me.

Thank you.

I've crossed at red lights quite a few times, between the ages 20 and 22.

I committed a crime just last night.

Yes. Nor am I ashamed, I didn't hurt anyone.

...blasphemy, treason, swearing in public, insulting police officers, arguing with police officers, failing to comply with police officers, failing to remove face covering when asked to by police officers, photographing police officers...