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24 Jul 2011, 1:47 pm

The bomb didn't go off. Wait...

I wanted to burn the photograph.



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24 Jul 2011, 2:01 pm

jory's stories! :heart:



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24 Jul 2011, 5:48 pm

I only wanted to scare him.

Mars Rover: "Found something. Send help."



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24 Jul 2011, 6:18 pm

I heard them coming. They came.


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24 Jul 2011, 6:19 pm

With force of a thousand suns.



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24 Jul 2011, 6:26 pm

I hope I can outrun them...


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24 Jul 2011, 6:32 pm

'ugly' girl buys contacts. gets guy.



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24 Jul 2011, 6:36 pm

AIDS cured – f***ing in the streets.



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24 Jul 2011, 7:10 pm

Los Angeles falls into ocean. Disaster?

Toilet paper for sale, slightly used.

Love waved goodbye. I wasn't ready.

Rabbit pulls hat out of himself.

Don't worry, I have an iPhone.

Lightning strikes Zeus. "Who did that?"

I fell. He didn't catch me.

Love returned. I barely recognized it.

Clock strikes midnight, everything ends. Or...?

Hang on, I’ve got an idea.

I pushed the “don’t push” button.

Insanity followed sanity. Or did it?



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24 Jul 2011, 8:10 pm

I opened the door. Now what?

The surprise was all too expected.

The vampire stared at his reflection.

"You're perfectly sane," the penguin said.

Obesity epidemic: clouds falling to ground.



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24 Jul 2011, 8:17 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:
'ugly' girl buys contacts. gets guy.


Man saves world. Woman looks pretty


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24 Jul 2011, 8:25 pm

Jesus returns. "Too liberal," Republicans say.



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24 Jul 2011, 8:28 pm

Cathleigh wrote:
I heard them coming. They came.


They saw, they conquered, then left


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24 Jul 2011, 9:04 pm

Tropical depression identified. Doctor prescribes Prozac.

After contemplation, God reboots human race.



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24 Jul 2011, 11:09 pm

Poisson creates anarchy, yup, it's true



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25 Jul 2011, 2:41 pm

“Thank God we both survived. Bill?”

Checkmate. King sues. Wants a recount.