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30 Sep 2006, 8:45 am

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Really, why can't we all just get along.

Because you declared a holy war on us.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:13 am

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werbert wrote:

Really, why can't we all just get along.

Because you declared a holy war on us.

Oh, yeah. DEATH TO ALL THE CONDIMENT INFIDELS!!

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30 Sep 2006, 12:34 pm

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Now I'm just waiting for the Pastafarians to start crawling out of the woodwork....

(Devilish plot underway...)

Pastafarians are in 'da Hizzle!! !

I looked at the holy scriptures of his Noodley Greatness to see what his thoughts are.

Mustard in never used on TOP of pasta, but it can be mixed in with Marinara or Pesto sauces and is therfore acceptable to his Noodley Hollyness.

As far as garlic/horseraddish/honey goes, HE does'nt care. :twisted:

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30 Sep 2006, 12:54 pm

French dressing (as in the tangy vinegar-and-oil based substance, not little Maids outfits) is great for enlivening a salad, whereas the application of mustard could be tricky.

What sayeth the ensembled multitude regarding pickled onions?

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30 Sep 2006, 1:11 pm

werbert wrote:

Really, why can't we all just get along.

Surely garlic and mustard can coexist in peace and concentrate on defeating the true enemy: mayonnaise.

i don't care how many smiley faces you put after that, it's disgusting! Mayonaise + ketchup= goodness. I believe in the Condiment Church and it is written in it's bible Seasons 1:4-5 "And thus the condiments were taught to live in peace with all their tasty goodness."

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30 Sep 2006, 2:15 pm

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Mayonaise + ketchup= goodness.

I'm going to ask Bob the Llama to make sure you die nice and slow.

sociable_hermit wrote:

Actually, the maid outfits are good for enlivening salads, too. And onions are the work of the mayonnaise god.

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30 Sep 2006, 4:10 pm

*gasps* excuse me, but Bob the Llama is under my control! It's in the contract.

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30 Sep 2006, 4:15 pm

werbert wrote:

Really, why can't we all just get along.

Surely garlic and mustard can coexist in peace and concentrate on defeating the true enemy: mayonnaise.

Haven't you ever had garlic mustard?

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30 Sep 2006, 4:32 pm

Garlic mustard? That's blasphemy! Maybe if werbert changed his mind and became freinds with garlic worshippers that would be allowed, but right now it's a mortal sin for both religions.

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30 Sep 2006, 4:45 pm

I got a goal of 10 people handing their souls over to Garlic tonight. If you want your pain to go away and be part of something greater than yourself just bite into a raw clove of
Garlic tonight. And for a donation of $19.95 the Chruch of Garlic will send a leather bound copy of the book of Garlic

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TheMachine1 and One-Winged-Angel Defence fund (these funds will greatly help are current fake charity charges the Church of Garlic now faces, Thanks for you support)

Garlic Bless America

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30 Sep 2006, 4:50 pm

Garlic mustard with no sugar in it on a nice hot dog - yummy!

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30 Sep 2006, 5:22 pm

Give up your heretic ways and follow TheMachine1's instructions. The Church of Garlic needs more members, and all of you need to save your souls.

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30 Sep 2006, 5:57 pm

Scrapheap wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

Now I'm just waiting for the Pastafarians to start crawling out of the woodwork....

(Devilish plot underway...)

Okay, now all that's programmed...

Now I need a Greg Norman golf ball, and a cyclotron...

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30 Sep 2006, 6:05 pm

You all have one month to convert, but after that it will be too late.

In exactly one month we will unleash our ultimate weapon, and any who still worship the evil Mustard will be destroyed, and burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead.

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30 Sep 2006, 6:32 pm

Quatermass wrote:

Okay, now all that's programmed...

Now I need a Greg Norman golf ball, and a cyclotron...

O.K. Quatermass, tell the class what you're up to!! !

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30 Sep 2006, 7:46 pm

Scrapheap wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

Okay, now all that's programmed...

Now I need a Greg Norman golf ball, and a cyclotron...

O.K. Quatermass, tell the class what you're up to!! !

I just need a couple of more things....

Like a rolled-up newspaper and a hazmat container....

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