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09 Oct 2006, 3:42 pm

I asked Hans Asperger if anybody knew which train to take to the art museum in Vienna, so he started asking around and found somebody who did.

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09 Oct 2006, 3:47 pm

I single-handedly destroyed the taliban and osumo ben lada (osama bin laden)

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09 Oct 2006, 3:49 pm

I murdered Aeris.

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09 Oct 2006, 4:10 pm

I was Hans Asperger's first patient.

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09 Oct 2006, 4:14 pm

I went back in time and stopped George W. Bush from destroying the world.

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09 Oct 2006, 4:18 pm

I went back in time and killed the first garlic plant. Air pollution dropped by 50%.

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09 Oct 2006, 4:46 pm

werbert wrote:

I went back in time and killed the first garlic plant. Air pollution dropped by 50%.

I've had enough of you! Supernova!!

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09 Oct 2006, 5:57 pm

This young guy was working at the patent office I supervised, and I mentioned to him that there was something odd about the orbit of mercury.

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09 Oct 2006, 6:01 pm

I told Abraham Lincoln that "My American Cousin" totally sucked, but he said he preferred to form his own opinions about art and theater.

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09 Oct 2006, 6:10 pm

I just now caused the sun to explode and kill us all just to make sure werbert died early. :twisted:

And he's still alive!! ! :cry:

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09 Oct 2006, 6:20 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

I just now caused the sun to explode and kill us all just to make sure werbert died early. :twisted:

And he's still alive!! !

Don't you know that I'm immortal?

In fact, I was the one who suggested to Eve that it was time for lunch.

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09 Oct 2006, 6:59 pm

Sitting Bull was wondering about a good camping spot. I suggested the Little Big Horn valley.

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09 Oct 2006, 7:04 pm

I was the one who suggested to Custer that he didn't need to wait up for General Terry.

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09 Oct 2006, 7:08 pm

I am The Aspie, the original and immortal one, I secretly fathered all of you and more and continue to spread my seed to this day. Damn Hans Asperger found out what I was doing many years ago, but it all worked out for the best. My children shall rule the earth!! !

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09 Oct 2006, 7:25 pm

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Garlic was the first of us.

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09 Oct 2006, 7:37 pm

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Garlic was the first of us.

Garlic was the mother and fernando was the father. Mustard was the other woman.

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