Just a few thoughts:
Aspie life is hard - elf ears would make it harder - could you handle the comments?
Dating: ya some would date you, but that would be harder too. And consider whether
they would date you for you or the novelty.
Jobs: ya, you could get a job, but that would be harder too. And consider what kind
of job, probably blue collar. Nothing professional.
Age: What would they look like when you are 40 or 50...but then you could have
surgery to change them back. (I would not even get a tattoo where it would
sag or get wrinkled.)
Would people take you seriously?
Would you do this as an attention getting thing?
I own a small cafe and would probably not hire anyone with a surgical mutation.
In fact, when a customer comes in with the super big ear plugs (like 4" ones), vampire teeth, really slu*ty clothes, really bad tattoos, pajama bottoms, smelly, weird things they do to themselves, everyone goes to the kitchen to make fun of them and point them out to the staff.
May I say my staff is liberal as well. They all have tattoos and piercings. We never make fun of any disabled, transgendered, gay, or transvestites or people who are what they are.
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