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19 Oct 2006, 1:32 am

I certainly do.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:32 am

Well then who's on first?

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19 Oct 2006, 1:33 am

Yes.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:34 am

Okay, quiet down, you two, before we get sued for copyright violations.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:34 am

Ooh!! !! don't even go there rainman!! !

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19 Oct 2006, 1:36 am

Scrapheap wrote:

Ooh!! !! don't even go there rainman!! !

He went there

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19 Oct 2006, 1:37 am

And now for an old Spaniels' ditty.

Chorus:)
Goodnight, sweetheart
Well. it's time to go
Goodnight, sweetheart
Well, it's time to go
I hate to leave you, but I really must say
Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight

Well it's three o'clock in the mornin'
Baby, I just can't do right
Well, I hate to leave you, baby
I don't mean maybe
Because I love you so

(chorus)

Mother, and, oh, your father
Won't like it if we stay out too late
Well, I hate to leave you, baby
Don't mean maybe
You know I hate to go

(chorus)

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19 Oct 2006, 1:40 am

Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec
Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec
Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec

Excitate vos e somno, liberi mei
Cunae sunt non
Excitate vos e somno, liberi fatali
Somnus est non

Surgite
Inventite
Veni hortum veritatis
Horti verna veritatis

Ardente veritate
Urite mala mundi
Ardente veritate
Incendite tenebras mundi

Valete, liberi
Diebus fatalibus

Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec
Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec
Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec
Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec

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19 Oct 2006, 1:47 am

Well, folks, the above posts are just a sampling of the fine posts that Werbert makes. And, with just a hundred (American) dollar contribution, barely enough to fill up a tank of gas, you can help ensure that such quality posts keep coming.

This Post-A-Thon will resume at 10 PM EDT, Thursday, October 19, 2006.

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19 Oct 2006, 3:01 am

Here's 100 Vietnamese Dong (don't have any US currency on me).

That OK?

(e/r = 1 USD: 16,000 VND - this is worth about US$0.006)

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19 Oct 2006, 8:03 am

Ewww, put that dong back in your pants.

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19 Oct 2006, 8:34 am

Werbert, you don't have to pay people to do your homework, we'll do it for you!! Just post your assignments here. I'll write your literature essays, and I'm sure there are people here who will do your math for you.

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19 Oct 2006, 9:31 am

en_una_isla wrote:

I'll write your literature essays

Where the heck were you two years ago when I really needed you?

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19 Oct 2006, 10:00 am

Yeah an I'm sure OWA could hack your schools mainframe and get your GPA up to 3.99

Oh for you people with no US dollars feel free to ship kangeroo hides if you got em.

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19 Oct 2006, 10:41 am

Kangaroo hides smell, and my school's mainframe is protected by two Irish gangsters named Murph and Sully, who will break OWA's one wing if he tries to hack in.

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19 Oct 2006, 10:54 am

werbert wrote:

Kangaroo hides smell, and my school's mainframe is protected by two Irish gangsters named Murph and Sully, who will break OWA's one wing if he tries to hack in.

A lot of morphine is produced in Tasmania it would be a real sad if many kgs of it got
mixed in with those kangeraroo hides and if someone spilled acetic anhydride on that
morphine by misstake in the US beause those kg's of heroin would be worth over $250,000 each and be quite illegal.

Werberts Smack Inc(sorry no sales to person under 12 years old)

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