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Prof_Pretorius
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21 Oct 2006, 6:17 pm

Erm, I will Deccajay, provided yer female!!

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21 Oct 2006, 6:29 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

Erm, I will Deccajay, provided yer female!!

I just happen to be

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21 Oct 2006, 6:46 pm

my good friend bob the llama is a priest! he'll marry you for a price...

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21 Oct 2006, 6:50 pm

Name the price!! !

Some nice flowers. a bit of hay, some grass?

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21 Oct 2006, 6:53 pm

Bob the Llama is a monkey, I think...

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21 Oct 2006, 6:53 pm

is your llama friend gunna spit on me?

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21 Oct 2006, 6:54 pm

Then some plump raisins, or a pile of juicy mangos???

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21 Oct 2006, 6:55 pm

okay, something's you need to know about bob the llama

1. you may not call him bob. his full name is needed
2.bob the llama is a chipmunk not a llama.
3.he only accepts arsenic, uranium, plutonium and cheetos.

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21 Oct 2006, 6:58 pm

Then it's all set!! !

I just happen to have a stash of arsenic crystals, uranium coins, plutonium sticks, and a half eaten bag of mango flavored cheetos.

Let the wedding commence ! !

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21 Oct 2006, 6:59 pm

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Will a Bus Driver marry me, so I could be his Conductor?

If bigamy is allowed in the church of garlic, I'll marry you me china.

We'll put a bouble bed in the top deck of a routemaster and have a shagadelic honeymoon being driven around London.

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21 Oct 2006, 7:02 pm

tinky wrote:

I have a lot of uranium-235. Is that the kind he accepts? Or does he prefer less dangerous isotopes?

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21 Oct 2006, 7:02 pm

i don't really know how to contact bob the llama...if you find osama or talk to hussein...they might know.

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21 Oct 2006, 7:02 pm

Aye,

service to be performed by a chipmunk named bob the llama

chipmunks dont spit to they?

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21 Oct 2006, 7:03 pm

only if he tried to eat or drink arsenic again

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21 Oct 2006, 7:05 pm

well he shouldent do that then

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21 Oct 2006, 7:06 pm

Deccajay, I just found yer pic. Oh be still me foolish heart!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

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