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02 Mar 2012, 7:39 pm

One raccoon.
One massive herd of goats.
One toadstool.
This thread is way too meaningful and serious now.

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02 Mar 2012, 7:46 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrYuDGWBJEk[/youtube]

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02 Mar 2012, 9:51 pm

nick007 wrote:

Burzum wrote:

Uh, can I ask why?

Meat is a slang term for cock

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE SOME MEAT?

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02 Mar 2012, 9:53 pm

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02 Mar 2012, 10:42 pm

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02 Mar 2012, 11:18 pm

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03 Mar 2012, 12:44 am

MICK KINKS MICK KINKS MICK KINKS MICK KINKS MICK

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03 Mar 2012, 12:46 am

DAVY MONKEES DAVY MONKEES DAVY MONKEES DAVY

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03 Mar 2012, 12:47 am

JOHN BEATLES JOHN BEATLES JOHN BEATLES JOHN

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03 Mar 2012, 6:44 am

Ghosts Ghosts Ghosts. Trains Trains Trains.

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03 Mar 2012, 12:08 pm

I get these 2 every day and I am female.

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03 Mar 2012, 12:13 pm

Dear Suspie, I get ridiculous sales junk, too! Amazing piles and heaps and mountains of offers for auto insurance; I have never had a driver's license . In. My. Life.

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03 Mar 2012, 12:29 pm

An actual spam message I once got on my website, in its old format
"Excellent site. Plenty of useful information here. I¡¦m sending it to some friends ans also sharing in delicious. And certainly, thanks in your sweat!"

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03 Mar 2012, 1:08 pm

Suspie wrote:

I get these 2 every day and I am female.

Maybe they'll make you taller ... ?

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03 Mar 2012, 3:13 pm

Wouldn't it be wonderful if there were a way to 'Forward' these annoying things to the senders of the other annoying Pest Mails. Specifically, a way to 'Forward' Viagra-man's mail to Penis-grower, and vice-versa.

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03 Mar 2012, 4:56 pm

Sylkat wrote:

I have actually done that, but their inboxes are never accepting emails. I have also cross forwarded emails that 2 people sent me. One was saying that the "president of nigeria wants to deposit a million in my bank account" the other was from "a wealthy widow who's husband left her millions and she needs to use my bank account". I said "Dear President I cant help but this lovely widow might be able to and so on".

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