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11 Nov 2006, 1:22 am

:oops: "Can you have babies 'cos I can." :oops:

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11 Nov 2006, 9:37 am

You should never go up to a person who looks different and ask them, "Are you Mentally Handicapped?" or "Are you ret*d?" It's also not okay for kids to be asking that, either. Part of my reason for moving, was so I wouldn't have to deal with such a boy who lived around my old neighbourhood.

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11 Nov 2006, 9:57 am

"Were you meant to look like a hooker?" "oh, you weren't, um, i like your top, very, um, small."

Not my best idea.

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11 Nov 2006, 3:48 pm

"When you have money, are you going to get a nose-job?"

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11 Nov 2006, 4:16 pm

Mommy, what color is this test strip supposed to turn if I'm pregnant?

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11 Nov 2006, 4:26 pm

KBABZ wrote:

Here's one for Cockney:

"Is a Routemaster an easy target? *holds up rocket launcher*"
[after I blow it up]
"Uh, you were looking, weren't you?"

Seriously though, I'd never blow up a Routemaster. I'd like to go on a rampage around town in one, though!

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11 Nov 2006, 7:45 pm

"So, uh... hi. Will you have sex with me?"

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11 Nov 2006, 8:31 pm

"Why are you taking off your pants?"

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12 Nov 2006, 12:36 am

Do I make you horny, Baby?

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12 Nov 2006, 12:44 am

MrSinister wrote:

"So, uh... hi. Will you have sex with me?"

OMG! MRSINISTER IS TEH BLACK MAGE!

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12 Nov 2006, 9:17 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

MrSinister wrote:

"So, uh... hi. Will you have sex with me?"

OMG! MRSINISTER IS TEH BLACK MAGE!

What can I say, it's a skill

Now behave yourselves, or I'll turn you all into lizards! :twisted:

"Would you like to hear all about my special area of interest?"

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Why so serious?

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12 Nov 2006, 10:15 am

Were you making sandwiches last night? I woke up covered in mayonnaise. It tasted kind of old.

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12 Nov 2006, 10:27 am

How did you get so Skinny?

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12 Nov 2006, 10:30 am

"Why are you so bloated?"

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12 Nov 2006, 10:36 am

"How old are you?" to somebody who's over the age of 30.

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12 Nov 2006, 11:16 pm

How much is that doggy in the window?

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