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15 Apr 2012, 10:41 pm

Arrive with bacterial conjunctivitis and then wipe your face on all their towels.


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15 Apr 2012, 10:53 pm

Its your first time being at a person's house, you show up and head to the privy, immediately take off your clothes and spend 45 minutes in the shower, covering the soap with hairs and leaving hair in the sink as well as towels on the floor. Then say thanks for the hospitality and leave


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15 Apr 2012, 11:04 pm

Completely wrap their bedroom in aluminium foil, they won't be impressed with your skills or with their bedroom looking like something from a sic-fi movie.


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15 Apr 2012, 11:05 pm

Kjas wrote:
Don't completely wrap their bedroom in aluminium foil, they won't be impressed with your skills or with their bedroom looking like something from a sic-fi movie.


I've always wanted to do this to my younger sister when she goes on vacation :P but I figure it would be the most expensive prank I've ever engaged in


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15 Apr 2012, 11:10 pm

Vigilans wrote:
Kjas wrote:
Don't completely wrap their bedroom in aluminium foil, they won't be impressed with your skills or with their bedroom looking like something from a sic-fi movie.


I've always wanted to do this to my younger sister when she goes on vacation :P but I figure it would be the most expensive prank I've ever engaged in


A tip from experience - it works better if you do it to their office at work. There's absolutely no way to hide it from colleagues :P :twisted:


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15 Apr 2012, 11:45 pm

Re-wire all they lights. So each light switch turns the wrong light on & make sure none of them can switch only one light on. So they can't get the light on, that they want on.


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15 Apr 2012, 11:55 pm

Chase them around with the toilet brush


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16 Apr 2012, 12:00 am

Show them how dirty they house is.


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16 Apr 2012, 12:00 am

Kjas wrote:
Chase them around with the toilet brush


...but I can't possible resist the urge to!


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16 Apr 2012, 12:06 am

Throw a block of pure potassium in their pool.


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16 Apr 2012, 12:41 am

Shave their cats


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16 Apr 2012, 12:44 am

Tell the mother of the house she needs to lose a lot of weight before she'd ever become attractive again.


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16 Apr 2012, 1:48 am

I had a friend who'd constantly say 'I'm bored', and variations of, it made me feel s**t as the host. And - never come to someone's house during the 'first date', and prefer to call their friend. :evil:


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16 Apr 2012, 1:54 am

It is rude to say how awful the food tastes even if it isn't that good this happened to me once I'm like what did I say something wrong :lol:



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16 Apr 2012, 4:26 am

Hold a human wrecking ball, world record breaking event, at they house. Here is the example video lol

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPObR29Okw0[/youtube]


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16 Apr 2012, 4:55 am

When at someone's house:

Don't touch their things

Make sure your feet are clean (as are you)

Respect their wishes

Help clean (if it's wanted)

et cetera

Typical Dojo stuff, really.