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dear pens, flash drives, and ipod, stop hiding yourselves where i can't find you.

and thanks a lot for the crappy back support, wall.

Why is it that I'm always having to recharge your battery? You are definitely a stress reliever, but I'm spending way too much time with you and you're getting in the way of my relationships and my getting things done. It seems like we're always joined at the hip. How do I tear myself away from you?

I'm talking about my iPhone. What did you think I was referring to?

dear smartphone, what does the fox say?

Dear replica of blade from puppet master.

I think you are the cutest glow in the dark thing ever, and I don't mind that you watch over me while I sleep. I kinda think it is neat to have a creepy guardian angel.

Hey JC,

Sorry I haven't been to visit lately. This cold weather plays havoc with my lungs. Last time someone had to help me carry you because I was struggling by myself. They said, "You must have had a hard session." And I just smiled.
I'll take you out when the weather warms up.

You may be hard on the outer shell, but you're smooth on the Adonis. see you around Stereophonics.

Dear MP3 player, kindly stop being so quiet and playing in only one ear. Also, please stop going back when I press the button to go forward. Thank you.

Dear Dorita, Google Chrome sucks as does Shockwave Trashplayer but you rock. I love that you are always there for me and put up with me using you every day and also the many pictures of Tomas I keep on your hard drive.

I now own THESE.

You beat my lightsabre ones, nobody has you.

To the very tablet I'm holding right now as I type this...

STOP BEING ANNOYING!! !!
STOP SLIDING THE KEYBOARD DOWN WHILE I'M TYPING.
STOP SCROLLING UP WHENEVER AN AD POPS OUT.
STOP BEING A SCREW UP ON ALL INTERNET BROWSERS!!
STOP KICKING ME OUT OF ANY WEBSITE I LOGED IN!!

I HAD ENOUGH REFORMATTING YOU OVER AND OVER WITHOUT ANY DAMNED IMPROVEMENT.

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(To my comfort objects)
You keep me sane amid the chaos constantly besieging my brain. Thank you.

Dear German helmet, I've found you at the right time. You're the best thing that's happened to me. I love you, Schultz.

Looks like it's just you and me today Chewie.

Hey, JC

It looks like I won't be able to take you out again.
My balance is affected and it wouldn't be safe.
I hope you understand.
I'm very grateful for all the sea miles we did together.
You gave me peace.

Love always,
Raleigh.

You're always warm, supportive, listening to all I keep quiet around people and always ready to watch the same shows over and over again while I cry and sweat on you. Thank you bed.