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BazzaMcKenzie
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27 Nov 2006, 6:31 pm

I give you back a picture of Shane Warne.

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27 Nov 2006, 6:32 pm

hello kitty perfume

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27 Nov 2006, 6:45 pm

An autographed album by Tiny Tim, of Christmas Songs.

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27 Nov 2006, 6:48 pm

A little black dress.

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27 Nov 2006, 6:48 pm

A chocolate teapot.

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27 Nov 2006, 6:49 pm

A tea kettle of fish.

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27 Nov 2006, 6:54 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

A tea kettle of fish.

Sorry, but that's just silly.

I give you Malibou Barbie.

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27 Nov 2006, 6:55 pm

A KIA Rio.

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27 Nov 2006, 6:55 pm

Hey, Professor

I beat you to 1000 posts

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27 Nov 2006, 6:57 pm

a laptop on fire

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27 Nov 2006, 6:57 pm

DRAT YOU BAZZZA ! !! !! !

I give you an entire crate of fireworks, after I tell the Police where you live ! !! !

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27 Nov 2006, 7:08 pm

I give you an entire crate of anti- Islamic pamphlets loaded with images of the prophet Muhammad and then I will post your home address on an Islamic extremeist
forum site. Then mail a few thousand of those pamphelts out in your town with your return address.

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27 Nov 2006, 7:10 pm

I give you a TOW missile....after i told the FBI where you live :twisted: