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05 Dec 2006, 10:55 pm

::Raises hand and forms a pentacle as black armor of the fallen appears around him::

Yes. I refuse to submit, I will fight to the death.

::Another pentacle forms around the body and does teleporter like motion, and other Angelic appear::

but to the death, means that you have to kill all of us, and while that sounds simple, we are not copies, but we are personalities, we are Heaven.

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05 Dec 2006, 11:54 pm

I'll drop a NUKE!! !! ! on your @$$ if you don't submit!! !! !

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06 Dec 2006, 12:08 am

*dons pillow over head and spatula in hand* i accept!

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06 Dec 2006, 12:49 am

Unknown thou hast much to learn about the forces of nature, the Nuke, hah, that would only give us more power.

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06 Dec 2006, 9:20 am

Who needs nuclear weapons, when we have pwnage of the Garlican order.

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06 Dec 2006, 12:04 pm

Where has this Order gone... What wars are we beginning, here? It is the Knights' duty to uphold peace, not destroy it! We were created to protect, but all I see here is antagonism! Garlic, I announced that our intention was to fight against you because I had heard only of your oppression, and seen only your intense spamming. However, if this is not the truth, then our Order shall not fight you. So long as you allow freedom to others, that they might choose their beliefs freely, and refrain from relentless, pointless spam, then our factions should have no reason not to coexist.

Please, however, do not preach the ways of Garlic here. These halls have no need of this.

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06 Dec 2006, 12:09 pm

Garlic message is completely independent of it followers interpetations. Bite into one
clove of garlic today and feel the power for yourself. Those that are called to the voice
of Garlic will bite a second clove. Peace , Love and Garlic.

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06 Dec 2006, 12:13 pm

Gamester wrote:

Unknown thou hast much to learn about the forces of nature, the Nuke, hah, that would only give us more power.

Actually a NUKE!! !! ! would VAPORIZE your @$$

Or i could drop the next best thing,NAPALM!! !! !

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06 Dec 2006, 12:34 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

Garlic will showwer your hate with a rainfall of garlic juice. Drink the juice and repent
my sister.

ARRRGH...MY EYES IT BURNS IT BURNS!!

(runs to wash garlic juice off with holy water)

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06 Dec 2006, 12:37 pm

CeallachSolomon wrote:

And thus, Bizarre, you shall have Helios, the great Sun Mace wielded by an old friend of mine. With it, you can command the powers of Light and Fire to do your bidding, bastioning your allies against the forces of evil and incinerating your foes in the purest Flame!

Awesome i always wanted one of these spikey balls on a stick!!

Spammers beware!! !

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06 Dec 2006, 1:48 pm

We are nature, we are matter, we are pure, we are impure, we are dark, we are light, we are energy, we are chaos, we are the first, we are the last.

We are the Kazahraidianmastazta, the Fallen Guardians.

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06 Dec 2006, 8:03 pm

CeallachSolomon wrote:

You have seen the truth. We will not fight.

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06 Dec 2006, 9:05 pm

however if your heretical fellow knights remain hostile, i will have no choice but to pwn them. peace and garlic be with you.

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06 Dec 2006, 9:31 pm

*waves spatula around* soooo...what do i do now? *flips what i think are burgers on what i think is a grill* kinda hard to see with a pillow over your head.

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06 Dec 2006, 9:41 pm

tinky wrote:

*waves spatula around* soooo...what do i do now? *flips what i think are burgers on what i think is a grill* kinda hard to see with a pillow over your head.

O_O o_O O_o o_o betray the knights, and suffocate them with the pillow they supplied! =o

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06 Dec 2006, 11:04 pm

DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC!! !!

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