Do aspies like pizza?

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So what you're saying is that I have no regard for people because I like all meat topping on my pizza. Brilliant. You are the worst forum stalker I've met. If you're going to go through all my posts and write moronic replies could you at least make them funny or entertaining? Actually, I take it back, this was pretty funny in a 3 stooges sort of way. GJ Moe, nyuk nyuk nyuk.

I just want to point out that I forget you exist about 5 seconds after reading your posts so thank you for leaving me reminders all over WP

Forgetting in T - 5,4,3,2,1...

I know it is my favorite meal by far. I like mine with pepperoni. My dogs like it too! Maybe it is what created pack instinct ? I made the mistake of mentioning it once when we were out on a walk and I wanted to return home. They are small but powerful and nearly ripped my arms out of the sockets.

I love mine with jalapenos and peperoncini

Yeah. But I've figured that it's pretty much assumed in the North American society that everyone likes pizza. Not everyone does, though, really. I've met people with AS who do not like pizza. I think most do, though.

I thought everybody like Pizza? A truth that's as universal as "The sky is blue".

The only way I know of to screw up a pizza during its creation is to put slices of durian on it.

Other than that, pizza is the one proof that this universe isn't 100% here to just play with humanity. There's pizza in this universe. So at least one thing is going our way.

Apart from durian, it doesn't matter what the toppings are, I probably have eaten it, I will try it at least once, and I might eat it regularly: kimchi; corn and mayonnaise; ham and pineapple (if you think it's gross, try it first); raw horse meat; capers; honey-roasted peanuts; wasabi ice cream; raw oyster [1]; a Big Mac; chocolate. Du'n't matter. I'm eatin' it.

Even old pizza isn't disqualifed: until it's hard enough to slash through a truck axle, it's still food to me.

[1] ... Well okay, no shellfish due to allergies. Before the allergies developed, oyster pizza was delish.

The world would be a better place if everyone had pizza. I mean what better way to solve international problems then show up with a few large pizzas and case of cokes? The pizza delivery person should have political immunity.

Not everyone likes pizza. Some people are lactose intolerant and can't digest the cheese. Plus, vegans will not touch anything with animal products in it (ovo-lacto vegans excepted). Therefore pizza does not have a universal appeal. However, if you do order pizza, and your delivery driver has a blue Geo Metro, make sure you tip him!

Yes, we all of course know that not everyone likes Pizza. But as Globalization becomes more pervasive we must seek out new differences, new things to fight over, and I for one think Pizza is as good a reason for war as any so far put forward. Would I fight for Pizza ? Yes, there is no question. But to avoid the horrors of a Pizza Civil War I think it would be better if people were segregated into Pro-Pizza and Anti-Pizza regions worldwide. Because the West is the birthplace of Pizza, it is logical that the Western Hemisphere become the new Pizzatist homeland, and the Eastern Hemisphere can be the Anti-Pastan lands. I think 3 years sufficient to allow people to move to whichever side they see fit. I see huge Pizza producing complexes rising, churning out pizzas at alarming rates. Vast cheese plantations will spread hin and yonder. On the markets, Pepperoni futures will skyrocket in price. Many cities in Italy will put forth competing claims as 'The birthplace of Pizza'. Pizza cults will arise...

Does that (above) remind anyone else of this (below)?

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I am currently eating pizza

I just ordered a pizza!

I had pizza last night for dinner and ate the leftovers for lunch today.

I love pizza when it has tons of Italian Sausage, green peppers, onion, cheese, and loads of Anchovies.

I just got home from delivering pizza!

does anyone not like pizza?