Do Not Put Glue On Your Keyboard

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DO not eat cold curry sambos

Don't put buttons up your nose when waitng for guests to arrive at your Birthday party.
Don'y try to wash windscreen of car after it has been sitting in hot sun for a while.
Don't lick the ice in the freezer.

Don't ever have a relationship. Ever. Or else.

Don't try to set an alarm clock if you're an idiot. It just won't work.

Don't think that just because you CAN drink a whole bottle of vodka, you SHOULD.

In fact, don't think anything you CAN do, you SHOULD do just because you can.

Never go ass-to-mouth. ...except sometimes.

Don't eat fast food. It will only bring you tears in the end.

Don't use Citrus Magic and a lit match as a "Fun alternative to flamethrowers".

Don't ever watch anime, unless you want people to hate you.

If you're a young girl, and you're high on marijuana, don't ride your bike.

Never jump off a cliff, even if the pink elephant tells you it'll be OK.

Don't not do drugs because people say it's bad. Because they're dumb, and gay.

Don't think that all mushrooms are shrooms, because you'll only embarass yourself... or die.

when the carny says keep your head and arms inside the car while the ride is in motion, its a good idea to heed warning

Had 2 ops in the last week.One last Thursday One this Tuesday.Came out of hospital patched up with what appears to be super glue(no exterior stiches),non-stick gauze and adhesive tape.Looks like glue has many uses .I thought those things only happened in movies.It was a real eye-openener for me. You learn something new everyday.

Don't skip breakfast and lunch (I'm on a dragged-out 40 hour famine, to tell you the truth!)

Don't give your sister a METAL spoon when she's trying to unplug the multi-box from the wall socket.
Don't get stuck in the Jungle Gym equipment just before the bell rings for class.

Never stick your tounge to a metal flagpole in the dead of winter.

Do not wear sandals when there is three feet of snow outside.

Don't live in a place where there is three feet of snow outside.

Don't live somewhere where there is three feet of snow outside.

Don't repeat yourself.

More than 10 different characters, that is

Pick your nose, or else you'll get a nosebleed.